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TornACL last won the day on June 13 2020

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  1. I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And, shit. Man. She kidnapped herself! Well sure man, look at it. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. And she owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool...I'm saying she needs money, man.
  2. I didn't say we're gonna cover, I was just surprised at where it's currently sitting. Sandwiched between Georgia and Aggy, and with potentially things going on behind the scenes, I wouldn't touch this game with a 10 foot pole.
  3. The spread is down to -9.5 which makes very little sense to me. I was expecting -14.
  4. "Frightened" because people were at his front door. What a fucking waste of lives. Not just the one he took away but also the one he's living.
  5. Don't push doors open if you're not ready to see what might be inside.
  6. Texas 27 Georgia 12 Everybody chill
  7. Some of you just love being miserable. The fucking rankings mean nothing right now.
  8. Well ...do I have some news for you.
  9. I can't take Dan Quinn seriously with that stupid fucking backwards cap.
  10. Welcome to Surly, Ellen
  11. We drove him home from the tailgate after a home football game vs Tech. My buddy and his brother are Red Raiders, and came along for the ride. Scott gave them the tour of his house. If you haven't been, it's a museum of Texas fandom and it's incredible. And each item that catches your eye comes with a hilarious story, which Scott was always happy to tell again My personal favorite was the remote control airplane which had OU SUCKS written on the bottom of the wings. Every other year from then on, when my Tech buddies showed up to the Tech-Texas game the first person they wanted to see was Wilson. Hook em to an absolute legend
  12. Texas Football 2025: It just means more More bore, more snore, more portly revolving doors with no core playing poor, more QB hitting the floor than ever before, so his shoulder’s sore but nothing’s tore. You sure? Therefore, the defense is wore from doing all the chores. Experts swore the WR corps was better than before - nothing but lore - too late for scoring more from the WR store. RB number four walked out the door to explore other moors. More message board sores forswore the final four, nor a South Florida tour. Therefore I pour more Forester and Coors, and abhor the Dores roaring ashore.
  13. Let's just spend the rest of the season discussing Ashley.
  14. You older Surly posters probably remember the 1991 Texas at Mississippi State season opener. One of the absolutely most disappointing games I can ever remember. We were coming off of the Shock the Nation 1990 tour, and despite the 46-3 Cotton Bowl loss, the defense was gonna to be good and Gardere was back at QB. 14 year old me was absolutely convinced that we were gonna run the SWC, get back to the Cotton Bowl and win this time. Texas was back baby. Instead, we had like 200 yards of offense, looked totally impotent, and those hillbillies celebrated like free Oxy and crystal meth had dropped from the heavens. I fear that Saturday's game will at times bring bank brutal memories of that day. And so I think I will get drunk Saturday afternoon. Go Horns.
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