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TornACL

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  1. It's not a Texas vs Bama debate.
  2. Alabama 2026 is gonna be very very interesting. They feel like they're getting ready to fall off a cliff
  3. Agree fully. The defense can play with anybody.. but sometime with elite athletes in the backfield and out wide can get them. There are 3 maybe 4 teams that have that. They can't have a situation where Morton has to bring them from behind. That would be ugly. You can shit on their schedule or whatever but winning all 12 games by 20+ should get anyone's attention.
  4. Jon Pardi seems to have all the charisma of a pair of khaki pants.
  5. And here I thought the IOC was the most pompous and self-congratulating organization in sports....I stand corrected!
  6. Defense is still trash. Pickens checked out after the bullshit OPI earlier in the game.
  7. The good news for Blue is that this franchise will keep him around for 4-5 years and refuse to cut him, because they refuse to churn the bottom tier of the roster.
  8. I think maybe you're a little too uptight, guy
  9. You're acting as if this is some new development. Did you fall on your head and erase all memory of 2004, 2008, for starters? Or maybe your head was just always empty to begin with.
  10. That is a terrible TexAgs trip to Austin story because there isn't a single reference to screaming at elderly grandmothers or throwing ice/batteries/etc at children. That one is not canon. Although it did include masterful use of humblebrag.
  11. They've always been losers. They'll always be losers. It's what they do. At the root of it, that IS their tradition. Trying real hard and wanting real hard not to lose, and losing anyway. Any of you pussies who didn't think we had a chance, yall need to go dig around in your wife's purse and find whatever is left of your balls.
  12. Watched this Sunday. I didn't know much at all about the plot, but I am a PTA admirer so I was ready to roll with anything. This movie fucking rules. At about 20 minutes in, I was thinking to myself "what is this?" but man the last hour was such an amazing combination of drama, laughs, and overall fun. Along with being beautifully shot. At the start of the car chase sequence, I just started laughing and said hell yeah. Thoroughly entertaining. Too many good performances to even count. "Semen demon"
  13. I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And, shit. Man. She kidnapped herself! Well sure man, look at it. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. And she owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool...I'm saying she needs money, man.
  14. I didn't say we're gonna cover, I was just surprised at where it's currently sitting. Sandwiched between Georgia and Aggy, and with potentially things going on behind the scenes, I wouldn't touch this game with a 10 foot pole.
  15. The spread is down to -9.5 which makes very little sense to me. I was expecting -14.
  16. "Frightened" because people were at his front door. What a fucking waste of lives. Not just the one he took away but also the one he's living.
  17. Don't push doors open if you're not ready to see what might be inside.
  18. Texas 27 Georgia 12 Everybody chill
  19. Some of you just love being miserable. The fucking rankings mean nothing right now.
  20. Well ...do I have some news for you.
  21. I can't take Dan Quinn seriously with that stupid fucking backwards cap.
  22. Welcome to Surly, Ellen
  23. We drove him home from the tailgate after a home football game vs Tech. My buddy and his brother are Red Raiders, and came along for the ride. Scott gave them the tour of his house. If you haven't been, it's a museum of Texas fandom and it's incredible. And each item that catches your eye comes with a hilarious story, which Scott was always happy to tell again My personal favorite was the remote control airplane which had OU SUCKS written on the bottom of the wings. Every other year from then on, when my Tech buddies showed up to the Tech-Texas game the first person they wanted to see was Wilson. Hook em to an absolute legend
  24. Texas Football 2025: It just means more More bore, more snore, more portly revolving doors with no core playing poor, more QB hitting the floor than ever before, so his shoulder’s sore but nothing’s tore. You sure? Therefore, the defense is wore from doing all the chores. Experts swore the WR corps was better than before - nothing but lore - too late for scoring more from the WR store. RB number four walked out the door to explore other moors. More message board sores forswore the final four, nor a South Florida tour. Therefore I pour more Forester and Coors, and abhor the Dores roaring ashore.
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