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TornACL

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  1. Can they take the big bad wolf breakfast and jam it all into a big burrito? Because I would definitely try that and then cancel my plans for the rest of the day.
  2. Gonna need a pic of daughter to confirm.
  3. And don't forget the bat flip after the leadoff walk. It was at that moment I knew that Miami didn't believe they were better than Texas.
  4. On the dark web you can find the actual pictures of what she looks like now, and warning, it is not pretty at all
  5. God damn, the Titans are dumber than we are.
  6. I tried exactly what you said. I printed out copies and took them to my local bar. I sat next to a female sitting alone and she seemed open minded so I showed her the printouts. She wasn't very interested so I handed her some X and told her I was forcing her to take it now and then everything would make sense. And if she didn't take it she was just letting the Jews win. Now they won't let me back in my regular bar anymore. They won't even make an exception for 80s Sitcom trivia night on Wednesday. So all those hours of watching Perfect Strangers and She's the Sheriff were now a total waste of time. Thanks for nothing pal.
  7. The smart money would be on us starting WW3
  8. The answer can be found inside a Thundercloud Subs. Ask for a cookie with "extra chocolate chunks" and the counter guy will identify himself by his secret Mossad code name.
  9. Just another Friday morning, casually chatting with Mossad agents via text message.
  10. Worst part is you could see this shit coming at 11-5. We start every hitter with a 2-0 count and no one throws gas or has a reliable out pitch
  11. The defense is the thing here. If he's not hitting, he can't play 2B. If he's hitting he's probably close to net neutral with the lack of range at 2B.
  12. I remember rolling up to the Disch to drink beer before our Sunday night game, and IU was already up like 9-0 on the Ags in the 2nd. LF guys were just absolutely torching the poor Ag left fielder.
  13. OP is a lot better than that guy who showed up once to tell us about the Theory of Something. I applaud you, sir, for not half assing things.
  14. If anyone has never been before and is on the fence, you need to go. That LSU game last time was electric. Looking forward to checking out the new Little Woodrow's in EaDo.
  15. I grabbed an Airbnb in EaDo. Way better than the hotel options. Not sure what else is going on that weekend that has the rare so high in/ near downtown.
  16. Especially the jogging after the ball after it got by him.
  17. I believe with all of my heart that the Ryan family is the most overrated coaching family in football history.
  18. I would 1000% watch this show, them going around to try to fix up some busted ass dysfunctional JUCO would be amazing.
  19. Agree. Both the NFL Hall of Fame and the Degenerate Hall of Fame. The man likes his drinks and his wagers, and that makes him a-ok with me.
  20. I think the wrong team is favored here. The Chiefs have been playing much better than they were during their mid season doldrums, and SF didn't impress me in either playoff game. I see why Washington dumped Chase Young. He should be killing it with Bosa on the other side. At least in the first half vs Detroit he seemed like a total non factor. I think the Chiefs D is better than SF's and I like them to win 27-19.
  21. He's also playing terribly on defense.
  22. Lol I saw that listing a week or so ago. "All you have to do is complete the remodel" suggests a Tom Hanks in Money Pit kind of situation. So best of luck. Or thoughts and prayers. Whichever.
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