Everything posted by TornACL
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2025 Random Games thread
Oh I agree fully. The original post was critical of the offensive play calling, which was curious since it's the defense that is the absolute dumpster fire.
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2025 Random Games thread
Petrino is doing it on purpose. He wants the interim gig so he's trying to get Bitch Tits fired.
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2025 Random Games thread
That was UVA's next game after they lost in Austin on the Phil Dawson miracle kick.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I swear to fucking Christ we have had the same conversation about this shit for the last 20 years. First of all, people are never going to quit talking or watching the Cowboys. So it's a dumb fantasy to hope that some day Jerry looks around at an empty stadium and says "by golly something must be done!"
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A Burnt Ends Tailgate Story
Seems suboptimal, for a tire.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.15 - 11:30am
I mean he did start hanging around the program again this off-season. Can we get him over to Westwood to take over the Bruins this week?
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
I feel like this post should be entered into the courts as evidence, in advance.
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2025 MLB thread
Patrick Bailey's walk off GS saved you all from a longcat rant about how Matt Williams should have been fired at 3B coach at the all star break.
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Prediction contest 2025 Week 3- UTEP @ Texas
Horns 40 Miners 13 WR yards 313
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Explain to me what killed the SWC?
I can't remember which game it was, but in one of the broadcasts of a Texas game in ~89 or so, the announcers openly discussed the prospects of Texas leaving for the SEC. This is correct and it was an open rumor at this time.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
The Arch thread on Surly... For everyone who thought the Quinn thread just wasn't quite stupid enough.
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2025 Random Games thread
Remember when LSU's terrible defense made Miller Moss look like a Heisman candidate? Good times.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
This is the Cowboys culture. This is why we haven't done shit for 30 years. You pat your chest and you move on. Fucking GM had been doing it so why shouldn't the players.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
CeeDee doesn't have champion blood. We all knew this when he had his pout-a-thon in the playoffs.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Send me whatever leftover drugs you have. I need the good shit
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol.
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2025 week 2 prediction thread- SJSU @ Texas.
Texas - 46 SHSU - 13 196 rushing yards
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TCU @ UNC - 7 pm central ESPN
Atrocious effort by UNC
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TCU @ UNC - 7 pm central ESPN
Oh God, Kevin Mar still has a fucking job?
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I have zero concerns going forward [OP is a Fucking Liar]
I don't really understand some of the criticisms of the game plan and scheme that's floating around out there. Arch just missed some easy throws, his timing and mechanics were terrible. The plays were there. Hell the very first play I am sure was called to get Arch comfortable, would have been a 20 yard gain, and he put it at Moore's feet. Arch will be fine and so will the offense.
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Week One CFB Preview: Very Real Very Fast
Suddenly interested in Cincy +6.5
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Boarding for Columbus in 30 minutes. Let's get this shit done.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Let me shorten all this for you. Let's go up to Columbus and fucking destroy their world. It's 2025 and it's time.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
They have a three deep and we only have a two deep. Doomed.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
How are we gonna know our punter is so good if we never punt all season?