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TornACL

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  1. Oh I agree fully. The original post was critical of the offensive play calling, which was curious since it's the defense that is the absolute dumpster fire.
  2. Petrino is doing it on purpose. He wants the interim gig so he's trying to get Bitch Tits fired.
  3. That was UVA's next game after they lost in Austin on the Phil Dawson miracle kick.
  4. I swear to fucking Christ we have had the same conversation about this shit for the last 20 years. First of all, people are never going to quit talking or watching the Cowboys. So it's a dumb fantasy to hope that some day Jerry looks around at an empty stadium and says "by golly something must be done!"
  5. Seems suboptimal, for a tire.
  6. I mean he did start hanging around the program again this off-season. Can we get him over to Westwood to take over the Bruins this week?
  7. I feel like this post should be entered into the courts as evidence, in advance.
  8. Patrick Bailey's walk off GS saved you all from a longcat rant about how Matt Williams should have been fired at 3B coach at the all star break.
  9. Horns 40 Miners 13 WR yards 313
  10. I can't remember which game it was, but in one of the broadcasts of a Texas game in ~89 or so, the announcers openly discussed the prospects of Texas leaving for the SEC. This is correct and it was an open rumor at this time.
  11. The Arch thread on Surly... For everyone who thought the Quinn thread just wasn't quite stupid enough.
  12. Remember when LSU's terrible defense made Miller Moss look like a Heisman candidate? Good times.
  13. This is the Cowboys culture. This is why we haven't done shit for 30 years. You pat your chest and you move on. Fucking GM had been doing it so why shouldn't the players.
  14. CeeDee doesn't have champion blood. We all knew this when he had his pout-a-thon in the playoffs.
  15. Send me whatever leftover drugs you have. I need the good shit
  16. For all my fellow Cowboy fans, I suggest that we drink heavily tonight. Like, an intimidating amount of alcohol.
  17. Texas - 46 SHSU - 13 196 rushing yards
  18. Atrocious effort by UNC
  19. Oh God, Kevin Mar still has a fucking job?
  20. I don't really understand some of the criticisms of the game plan and scheme that's floating around out there. Arch just missed some easy throws, his timing and mechanics were terrible. The plays were there. Hell the very first play I am sure was called to get Arch comfortable, would have been a 20 yard gain, and he put it at Moore's feet. Arch will be fine and so will the offense.
  21. Suddenly interested in Cincy +6.5
  22. Boarding for Columbus in 30 minutes. Let's get this shit done.
  23. Let me shorten all this for you. Let's go up to Columbus and fucking destroy their world. It's 2025 and it's time.
  24. They have a three deep and we only have a two deep. Doomed.
  25. How are we gonna know our punter is so good if we never punt all season?
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