Everything posted by TornACL
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The Cowboys are comfortable playing NYG's mediocre brand of football. Dallas has been perfecting that for decades.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Probably just wearing down just like Micah does every year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
If we had 11 Overshowns we could rule the world.
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Texas Tech of the SEC. Never really good but weird things can happen when you play on the road there.
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Prediction Contest 2024 Week 5, Mississippi State at Texas
Difficult to predict this one. New MSU QB. The Bulldogs ran well on Florida, but we could round up 11 Surly posters and field an offense that could run for 4 yards a carry on Florida. Texas is gonna be dreaming of the coming bye week, so I would expect things to be a little sleepy. That will give Sark a chance to sharpen the guys up before the trip to Fair Park. Texas 40 Miss State 16 Total yards 421 (251 passing 170 rushing)
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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas
Fuck Jeff Lebby
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Week 4, 2024; ULM at Texas
God help us all if the camera catches a kid eating cotton candy in the stands, he'll go on for fifteen minutes about that.
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Week 4, 2024; ULM at Texas
I am definitely syncing radio to TV for this one Saturday night.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Of all people, Deion should know that if you beg constantly for the spotlight, it will shine on you in good or bad times.
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Prediction Contest 2024, Week 4, ULM @ Texas
Texas - 48 ULM - 9 Arch 272 passing 36 rushing 308 total
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Who the fuck ranked Kansas
Not only is Lance Leopold 1-2 but now he no longer has a line of people wrapped around the corner waiting to suck his fucking dick.
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Kansas Friday Night Lights - UNLV @ KU 6pm ESPN, Zona @ KSU 7pm FOX
Easy to say for those of us who are able to count to 8.
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CFB Week 1
That sucks. I can't bet Utah given the constant risk that Rising will get hurt tying his shoes or something.
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
Man, just juxtapose Kamala's "I have a plan" with Trump's "I have a concept of a plan!" and put it in an ad for the lulz.
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Prediction Contest 2024, Week 3: UTSA at Texas
Defense gets a touchdown this week. Texas 58 UTSA 12 414 passing : Ewers 272 Manning 106 Other 36
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Week 2, 2024: Texas at Michigan
I had literal chills when I walked into the stands and got the full glimpse of the scene. And it wasn't because of the temperature. Only two places have done that to me before, Wrigley and the Rose Bowl.
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Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
I'm struck by the fact that Sark's scheme shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Michigan or to fans who pay attention, yet Michigan had no answer. We have the Jimmies and Joes AND the X's and O's Additionally, Quinn casually burning a couple of throws on early downs because it wasn't there was a sign of Texas' supreme confidence in the game plan. On the road in front of 111k and we're like, fuck it we'll pick this up on 2nd or 3rd. He didn't press at all.
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[Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
By my amateur research, 86.4% of Texas fans in the Detroit Metro area are currently too drunk to operate a motor vehicle.
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CFB Week 1
I had to break my self imposed ban on wagering any game involving Mike Gundy. I couldn't pass up Ok State -7.5 against Arkansas this weekend, even with the hook.
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Week 2, 2024: Texas at Michigan
I just got a new TV and I spent most of the first half playing with the settings because Georgia's uniforms almost looked burnt orange.
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ESPN Channels and Disney owned ABC affiliates pulled from DirecTV right now
Jesus Fuck!
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[Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
You're a legend. Can't wait to show up and fuck shit up.
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Temple @ Oklahoma
Temple might have the worst starting QB in FBS. Holy shit.
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Prediction Contest Week 1: CSU @ Texas
This line feels way too high. First game, with Michigan on deck. And CSU has some decent pieces on offense. Late score for Texas. Horns 43 Rams 24 WR total yards - 337
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Week Zero: College Football Starts Now
I always love week 0 and 1 because I am super pumped for games like SMU at Nevada even though I wouldn't give a fuck about that game if it was played in week 5.