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TornACL

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  1. Gosh, it's just been so darn hard for Briles to deal with all the difficulties in his life the past few years that were all caused by him being a gigantic piece of shit.
  2. It's almost as if I can pinpoint your age simply from the last comment above.
  3. Jim Harbaugh. I will never wager another game that cocksucker is involved in. Also that line feels fishy.
  4. That's embarrassing.
  5. TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball
    I like how they need IMPORTANT NOTE to explain simple math to Yankee fans.
  6. The people who wait in a line for 10 minutes to get into the stadium, and then START pulling up their digital tickets when they're at the turnstile should be shot on sight. Get your fucking act together.
  7. TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball
    Late Nite Lamonte!
  8. Yeah I was gonna say, nothing much is gonna open up early for an 11am kick. Dutch's and the places nearby are the only move. It's a pathetic atmosphere, with the exception of the hot trim running around in sheer purple dresses. But they're not gonna be in the bars. I was stoked when TCU joined the Big 12 for the Texas games, but I am going out of town this weekend.
  9. Do buyers get free membership at Colonial?
  10. A while back I got a $20 Subway gift card from someone at work who obviously hates me. I hadn't been to Subway in years. Grabbed lunch there, ate half the sandwich and then threw the rest in the trash along with the gift card. Fuck that place.
  11. TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball
    You love to see it. Of course this means Bochy probably coaches SD next year and then we're all fucked.
  12. TornACL replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    It don't make a shit
  13. He looks like Sling Blade. They should search campsites for left behind french fried potaters.
  14. Ah yes, staking your bankroll to Jim Harbaugh. Always a shrewd move.
  15. Can we stop with this fucking bullshit rumor please. For fucks sake. It's already been covered here.
  16. It's already happening this year. Someone on the TCU game week thread suggested downtown Fort Worth as a place to pregame before kickoff. Also, fuck Railhead.
  17. Take the first train, for sure. When you get to AAC, there will be like 8 busses lined up to take people to the fair. Every mouth breathing idiot will line up for the first bus in line. So if there's already a long line of people, skip the line and go straight to the second one and board. On the way back you can DART to Union Station and take the TRE back from there. If it's a long wait for the next train you can go into the Omni for a drink, but beware that hotel is always chock full of Sooners.
  18. The cheap beer stand is cool, but you haven't unlocked the State Fair Legend achievement until you know where the no line ticket kiosk is.
  19. Two bloody marys at the hotel. At least six wax cups and two Fletchers before kickoff. Turkey leg and more beer postgame after the win. Besides tasting delicious, the turkey leg also serves as an effective pointing device while hurling taunts at the dejected Sooners passing by.
  20. I can't believe there are still people on here dumb enough to hang the "THIS IS FREE MONEY!!" curse on their own team.
  21. If true, they continue to make the area as much like a soulless suburb as possible.
  22. I only watched the quick game recap of Dolphins Bills on Sunday Ticket, but damn Miami's OL was a disaster.
  23. Well done.
  24. Don't go downtown Saturday morning. The Aggies' pretend soldiers will be doing a pregame march around downtown.
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