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TornACL

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  1. The cheap beer stand is cool, but you haven't unlocked the State Fair Legend achievement until you know where the no line ticket kiosk is.
  2. Two bloody marys at the hotel. At least six wax cups and two Fletchers before kickoff. Turkey leg and more beer postgame after the win. Besides tasting delicious, the turkey leg also serves as an effective pointing device while hurling taunts at the dejected Sooners passing by.
  3. I can't believe there are still people on here dumb enough to hang the "THIS IS FREE MONEY!!" curse on their own team.
  4. If true, they continue to make the area as much like a soulless suburb as possible.
  5. I only watched the quick game recap of Dolphins Bills on Sunday Ticket, but damn Miami's OL was a disaster.
  6. Well done.
  7. Don't go downtown Saturday morning. The Aggies' pretend soldiers will be doing a pregame march around downtown.
  8. I mean their social media clout is off the charts after the past few weeks, so..... mission accomplished?
  9. No. Just stop it.
  10. You could have written that article on the day he was hired and just save it in drafts for its inevitable use.
  11. Billy Napier can get fucked.
  12. I like the under tonight in Ohio ULaLa. Feels like a 30-14 kind of game.
  13. I threw a little sprinkle on the Florida ML Fuck the haters.
  14. Our DL is a bunch of pussies and I would like this website to pull together some money to get these bitches enough tampons to make it through the season.
  15. On a scale of toilet to olympic athlete, how's everyone's condition?
  16. He won't need 20 touches. 15 carries for 192 yards, 2 catches for 23 yards. Arkansas fans on Sunday will gloat that if you take away his 85 yard touchdown run, they held him to under 8 yards a carry.
  17. "We've spoken about" = "We've begged for"
  18. In Arkansas, that guy is an Astrophysics major
  19. Man, she must really want an RV.
  20. It's like you've never watched the Cowboys before.
  21. Remember when they were running around here talking shit about how the CWS was just going to be a coronation, but then their stupid fucking team couldn't beat NC State at home? I remember.
  22. When you do, try using fewer words. For fucks sake.
  23. Hopefully they airmail their first punt snap over the punters head like last time we were up there.
  24. I would never touch the Cy Hawk game. Those results never seem to make any sense.
  25. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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