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TornACL

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  1. Just helped some locals win their trivia contest. More free drinks incoming. We're Texas all we do is win.
  2. Five Tropicalia IPAs, three shots, $20 tab. Atlanta, we're gonna get along again just fine Shots were comped because a few bars still exist in this world where you can show up as a stranger, bullshit with the bartender and get free booze.
  3. Texas 48 Az State 23 Rushing yards 216
  4. I just got into Atlanta. I have begun the pregame "medicating" already.
  5. Even BV wants this season to be over as soon as possible
  6. That stupid fucking safety blitz on 3rd and long gave me Todd Orlando flashbacks.
  7. Surely someone at the game told them that's a Chilean flag, perhaps walking by on the field, said something. They probably thought "Chilean" was some hip new big city slang and answered "thank you!"
  8. Fuck Winstar m the fucking face. Winstar is Temu Vegas.
  9. You spelled "get drunk and play blackjack until dawn" wrong
  10. Scattebo can run for all the fucking yards he wants once Texas is up 35-0.
  11. I make plans all the time, but when Texas Football calls, I change those plans. I'll make extra noise for every bitch ass who can't be in Austin because they're busy frosting cookies with Grandma.
  12. Bro if Clemson or Arizona State keeps you up at night, so be it. Fact is, we haven't been in actual danger of losing a game all season except for against the Dawgs.
  13. All this hand winging, but no one in the playoff worries me. Get back up, beat a couple of jag teams. Georgia night not even be there waiting at the end. And even if they are, I like our chances.
  14. How does that interview go? Does Frost just walk in the room, set down a picture of the 12-0 team, and say 'member?
  15. Beano Cook would have answered the phone and told him to go fuck himself.
  16. Sweet, my pile of HMBL shares are worth a total of 4 dollars now. Unfortunately I paid $3500 for them.
  17. There has to be some low rent bar with a bunch of TVs in downtown Atlanta to post up in for hours. That's more my speed anyway.
  18. Guess it's all the small pee-pees
  19. As great as our defense has been all season, I believe they only have one Def TD this season? That changes Saturday. Texas 30 Georgia 13 34 rushes for 176 yards A storm is brewing...
  20. Pretty sure they did something similar in the broadcast of the 2011 game for both teams.
  21. Eat shit, Aggie fucks. You idiots built this thing up as the most important event in your school's history, and you folded under the self imposed pressure. Which, in a way, is a fitting tribute to your university's tradition of always being fucking losers at everything.
  22. Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right? This College GameDay is gonna take forever.
  23. The SEC is complete pyramid scheme bullshit. When the top teams win, it's because the conference is so good. When the top teams lose, it's because the conference is so deep. We should go win the whole thing, and when given the mic tell the world that this conference is fraudulent and this shit is easy and double rods everyone because Texas is all that matters.
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