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Posts posted by TornACL
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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
who's going to vegas ?
I'll be the drunk one.
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I am ready for Vegas next weekend. Oh and also to catch some Texas Baseball.
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It was just nice to see our pitching staff not have like 15 3-0 counts because they're all trying to nibble around the plate.
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I blame the Super Bowl / Championship Game drought entirely on you mouth breathers who insist on calling them the "Fecals"
It is truly the dumbest shit ever and your family should be embarrassed about counting you among their ranks.
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Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office?
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In my personal observation, the three worst cars for drivers are:
1. Minivans (any make or model)
2. Jeeps (esp if the dash is full of Jeep ducks)
3. Teslas
And the worst driving can be seen entering or exiting a Starbucks parking lot. If you see a Minivan up ahead that's about to pull out of a Starbucks, just know you're entering a world of danger.
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Unlike Baylor, we could actually afford to fly Scott Drew out to Turkey and get him hair plugs so he can finally get rid of that ridiculous 1982 comb-over.
Personally, I would be fine with hiring Scott Drew and flying him to Turkey. But make it a one way ticket because fuck that guy.
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1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:
In other words, the day of the games? Do they tend to sell out for GA?
Nothing is gonna sell out. You could walk up and get tickets.
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Can't wait to walk into Globe Life Friday night!! 🤘🤘
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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Can we get back to the entire jones family perishing in a yachting accident? What might the karmic balance be to will something like that into existence, and how much of that balance has already been prepaid over the past 30 years? TIA.
Gotta write a big, big check to the Salvation Army.
Personally I think it would be far cheaper, and possibly more effective, to somehow involve Rowdy in some sort of tragic grain silo accident.
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Justin Tugger, imo
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I heard that this could have been avoided if NFL players didn't kneel for the national anthem.
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2 hours ago, BearMace said:
What an absolute clownshow. I thought it was embarrassing the way he tweets. Now every insane deflection is going to be put into an executive memo that he finds out what's in as he's signing?
It's what you can expect when you elect a news website comment section to the highest office.
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Those of you who think no one could possibly be stupid enough confuse the Bucees logo with those other logos have obviously never been inside of a Bucees.
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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:
The NFL’s love with the Chiefs is ridiculous. Call it fucking fairly.
The complaining about it is much more annoying. It's just like when the Big 12 cucks always complained that Texas got all the calls.
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34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
I’m not going back through the last few pages but what about tomorrow?
This gal I’m occasionally banging on the side has a dipshit boss that had some big mandatory meeting on cutting costs and efficiency and motivation crap (sounds like her boss got hooked on Tony Robbins videos) in Houston on Tuesday, and last I heard he’s not canceling it, so she was going to fly from Dallas to Hobby. Which is not very efficient and is definitely not cutting costs, but whatever. Anyways, she said she booked us a five-star hotel for the night. She mentioned a niece that was going to be tagging along on the trip, but I’m not sure if niece by marriage or by blood, so I’m hoping things don’t get weird and that the niece is elsewhere.
So is Hobby open tomorrow?
I've seen this porn!
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Fuck the Lions. I was already tired of their shit. That Fox pregame bit with Lions fans dreaming about what it will feel like when they win the SB was horrible karma.
Anyone but the Fucking Eagles. I would like to see Buffalo finally get one.
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The fact that the game thread was only two pages says it all about the lack of energy around this program right now.
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It took me 30 years but I am completely dead inside as a Cowboys fan, so I hope they make the most ridiculous hire yet and that it crashes and burns spectacularly. Fuck you Jerry, you fucking imbecils.
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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
i hope some osu fans actually go to the cotton bowl.
I always wonder if that happens. Out of 90000 people, there has to be a handful of dumbasses who actually Uber to Fair Park and wonder why it's so dead.
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17 minutes ago, SameSame said:
Roads are fine, just wet. Get out and get moving people.
Yeah anybody still worried about the roads is just being a giant pussy at this point.
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Blow it up, start over. I don't care about the "comeback"
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18 minutes ago, 'stache said:
What constitutes "not cloakroom" in this context? The idea of making Canada a U.S. state, renaming the Gulf of Mexico, and taking Greenland and the Panama Canal by force are not serious international policy positions. It's insanely idiotic for anyone to say this type of nonsense, much less the president of the United States.
I think it's an interesting approach. Foreign policy built piecemeal by randomly selected Facebook comments that begin with "How come"
* How come we let them name it the Gulf of Mexico?
" How come they waste all that waterfront real estate in Greenland?
Etc etc
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16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
We got 12.5 inches of snow over two days in February 2010.
In February 2011 we got about 5-6 inches the week of Jerry's Super Bowl.
That Feb 2010 wasn't too bad from a driving perspective, I drove to DFW Airport the morning after the snow dumped. The highways were ok, the neighborhoods sucked because obviously no snow plows
What I remember about Feb 2010 was that it wasn't supposed to be that much snow. Then I looked out the window and it looked like we were in Canada (I presume, fuck living up north). By far the heaviest snowfall I have ever seen living here.
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I really like him. Good hitter, sees a lot of pitches, and has pop. That HR was a tank.