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TornACL

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  1. In my personal observation, the three worst cars for drivers are: 

     

    1. Minivans (any make or model) 

    2. Jeeps (esp if the dash is full of Jeep ducks)

    3. Teslas

     

    And the worst driving can be seen entering or exiting a Starbucks parking lot. If you see a Minivan up ahead that's about to pull out of a Starbucks, just know you're entering a world of danger.

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  2. 3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    Can we get back to the entire jones family perishing in a yachting accident?  What might the karmic balance be to will something like that into existence, and how much of that balance has already been prepaid over the past 30 years?  TIA. 

    Gotta write a big, big check to the Salvation Army.

    Personally I think it would be far cheaper, and possibly more effective, to somehow involve Rowdy in some sort of tragic grain silo accident.

     

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  3. 2 hours ago, BearMace said:

    What an absolute clownshow. I thought it was embarrassing the way he tweets. Now every insane deflection is going to be put into an executive memo that he finds out what's in as he's signing? 

    It's what you can expect when you elect a news website comment section to the highest office.

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  4. 34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

    I’m not going back through the last few pages but what about tomorrow?

    This gal I’m occasionally banging on the side has a dipshit boss that had some big mandatory meeting on cutting costs and efficiency and motivation crap (sounds like her boss got hooked on Tony Robbins videos) in Houston on Tuesday, and last I heard he’s not canceling it, so she was  going to fly from Dallas to Hobby.  Which is not very efficient and is definitely not cutting costs, but whatever.  Anyways, she said she booked us a five-star hotel for  the night.  She mentioned a niece that was going to be tagging along on the trip, but I’m not sure if niece by marriage or by blood, so I’m hoping things don’t get weird and that the niece is elsewhere.

    So is Hobby open tomorrow?

     

    I've seen this porn!

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  5. Fuck the Lions. I was already tired of their shit. That Fox pregame bit with Lions fans dreaming about what it will feel like when they win the SB was horrible karma. 

    Anyone but the Fucking Eagles. I would like to see Buffalo finally get one.

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  6. 7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

    i hope some osu fans actually go to the cotton bowl.

    I always wonder if that happens. Out of 90000 people, there has to be a handful of dumbasses who actually Uber to Fair Park and wonder why it's so dead.

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  7. 18 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    What constitutes "not cloakroom" in this context? The idea of making Canada a U.S. state, renaming the Gulf of Mexico, and taking Greenland and the Panama Canal by force are not serious international policy positions. It's insanely idiotic for anyone to say this type of nonsense, much less the president of the United States.

    I think it's an interesting approach. Foreign policy built piecemeal by randomly selected Facebook comments that begin with "How come"

    * How come we let them name it the Gulf of Mexico? 

    " How come they waste all that waterfront real estate in Greenland? 

    Etc etc

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  8. 16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    We got 12.5 inches of snow over two days in February 2010.

    In February 2011 we got about 5-6 inches the week of Jerry's Super Bowl.

     

     

    That Feb 2010 wasn't too bad from a driving perspective, I drove to DFW Airport the morning after the snow dumped. The highways were ok, the neighborhoods sucked because obviously no snow plows

    What I remember about Feb 2010 was that it wasn't supposed to be that much snow. Then I looked out the window and it looked like we were in Canada (I presume, fuck living up north). By far the heaviest snowfall I have ever seen living here.

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