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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
BevoAbyss replied to SimkinsMan's topic in Football
Points per game in the Sark era. OFFENSE 2021: 35 points 2022: 35 points 2023: 36 points 2024: 35 points By this measure, the one that ultimately counts, Sark's offense averages 35 a game. -- Regardless of whether the QB is Casey, Hudson, or Quinn for 3 years. Zero difference or improvement across 4 years. Seems like a concern. -------------- What has improved is the points allowed. DEFENSE 2021: 29 points (5-7 record) 2022: 26 (8-5) 2023: 19 (12-2) 2024: 11 (11-2 so far) That's fantastic improvement. The defense is why Texas won 12 games last year and has 11 this year. Not Dr. Pepper Quinn or Sark's supposedly "elite" play calling. We have a 16-0 title winning defense saddled with an 8-5 offense. -
This whole "War on Christmas" propaganda always reminds me that is likely no human on Planet Earth more arrogant, ignorant, and intolerant ... with their faith and feelings perpetually being hurt .... than the typical American Christian Bible Thumper.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
BevoAbyss replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
One thing is for certain, so far. Sark ain't nowhere near elite in the Red Zone late in games with championships on the line. -- Failed with v Washington last year. -- Failed twice v Georgia, settling for FGs, when TDs were needed. -- Never even getting close to scoring TDs to win either game. There are two coaches who are both 2-0 versus Sark's "elite" play-calling: Kalen Deboer and Kirby Smart. And both are in the SEC. That could pose a problem in SEC title games. Already has. -
Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
BevoAbyss replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
Legends and Winningest QBs in Texas History. -- Starting game records from Wikipedia. Layne's record not listed. Other old timers might be missed Full Legends | Not Pussies Street 20-0, postseason 2-0, national title 1969 VY 30-2, postseason 2-1, national title 2005 Colt 45-8, postseason 4-1 (lost MNC with injury) Legend for Nicole 44 (and those who love Sam) Sam Ehlinger 32-18, postseason 4-0. Not Legend … but did win MNC | Thus, Not Pussies Duke Carlisle 12-0, postseason 1-0 national title in 1963 Eddie Phillips 14-2, postseason 0-1, regular season UPI national title 1970 -- lost to ND 24-11 in Cotton Bowl to end 30-game streak. UT fumbled 9 times, lost 5. Not Legend | Possible Pussy Rankings Simms 26-6, postseason 1-2 including epic meltdown v Colorado. 3 INTs and 1 fumble. Ewers 25-7 postseason 1-3. including 1 red zone choke jobs in 2023 postseason playoff, 2 red zone choke jobs in 2024 SEC title game. Marty Akins 27-9, postseason 1-2 Applewhite 22-8, postseason 2-2 Others worth noting Robert Brewer 13-2 Randy McEachern 11-1 Rob Moerschell 9-0 (Akers started statue Rick McIvor in Cotton Bowl and lost to Georgia 10-9). -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
BevoAbyss replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Widespread government-imposed pain, anguish, cruelty, violence, barbarism, and even much death are coming to fascist America. History shows that is exactly what the cults of fascism deliver (along with the cults of communism). America will prove to be no exception. -
Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
BevoAbyss replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
Wow. Insulting and mocking Longhorn all-time greats to prop up Dr. Pepper Quinn. Lulz. Street scared the shit out of teams because he ran one of the greatest offenses in CFB history -- and completed big-time passes as needed to win a national championship. Street was 20-0 as a starter and had more big-time game-winning moxie than Ewers could ever dream of. -
Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
BevoAbyss replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
I'll tell you how. In two of the biggest games of the entire 1960s (Arky and Domers), James Street put the team on his back and led late 4Q TD drives, with huge 4th down conversions on perfect passes, to win fucking championships! Something only VY has been able to do since. Dr. Pepper Quinn has failed to do that three times: last year v. Washington, had two shots last night. Failed miserably, not even close. There is one football goal at The University of Texas: Win conference and national championships. Especially national championships. That's it. That's how QB greatness is measured at Texas. Regardless of decade. -
Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
BevoAbyss replied to SimkinsMan's topic in Football
Spot on. Sark does not have the balls to do what DKR did in 1968. 1. Bench the all-world senior QB ("Super Bill" Bradley) who could not run the Wishbone. 2. Insert unproven backup junior QB (James Street) to see if he could run the Wishbone. -- Street could run it! Like wow! Night and day. 2-3 games in and the Wishbone was humming. -- Bradley had zero QB moxey, turns out Street had tons of it. So Royal rolled the dice.... won 30 straight games ... and two MNC ... and developed one of the great offenses of all-time. If Sark makes that change earlier in season .... with Arch's running threat and way more moxey than Ewers ... this team rolls Georgia by 2 TDS, shuts out aggy by 4-5 TDs, wins SEC in first year, etc. Arch does not have to be all-world. Just run the full fucking offense. Not a limited version. Hell, Manning is even wearing Street's number: 16. (You damn well know grandpa Archie knows that. He played in Street's era.) With this defense, Sark has blown a perfect opportunity win a title .... and echo a golden era of UT football. -
Sark is 1-3 in post-season games. The last two, Sark/Ewers could not get into the end zone with game on line. Once last year, twice tonight. Three times total! We ain't winning a title with Sark/Ewers duo. Sark ain't got the balls to do it, but he needs to roll with Arch. We have a title winning D that just needs an offense to score some TDs a few times a game.
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Sark does not have the balls to do what DKR did in 1968. Bench the starting QB who could not run the wishbone. Put in the backup QB who could run it. Win 30 straight games and two MNC.
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Washington playoff game all over again ... Sark and Wwers can't score a TD with game on line. Twice. Ewers not even close with the end zone passes.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
BevoAbyss replied to Machinator's topic in Football
This is spot on true. My dad (RIP, UT alum, at UT in late 1950s) traveled a fair amount during DKR heyday and met alums/fans from different universities. He said they often seemed in "awe" of Royal. I recall my dad saying Royal exuded a quiet confidence ... not in-your-face swagger performances ... but a strong confidence because he knew what the fuck he was doing and was damn good at it. -- I recall reading (long before internet existed) that when Royal walked in a room full of coaches, all eyes turned to him because he was respected as not as mere innovator and winner -- but a confident man who knew how to win BIG GAMES! That reminds me something told to me back in the 1990s. I was in LA working and visiting friends. They had a pool (of course) and we were hanging out and their neighbor and her dad came over. He was mid-70s and an old PR man from Hollywood glory days. Chatting around the pool, the old man said he had been to 1000s of movie openings and cocktail parties -- where there were all kinds of big movie stars. He told us there one dude -- AND ONE DUDE ONLY -- who, by merely walking into the room full of big stars, had everyone gazing in awe at him. Female and Male. No posing or preening, just quietly walking into the room and managing to exude more confidence and masculinity than anyone there -- in a room of big-time stars! That dude was Sean Connery. Take it for what it is worth .... -
Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
BevoAbyss replied to Machinator's topic in Football
DKR's entire "legend" rests on winning 4 big games. Granted they were 4 of the biggest games of the entire 1960s. 1964 Cotton Bowl. #1 Texas blasts Navy and Heisman winner Roger Staubach 28-6 to win MNC. Navy was still kind of a powerhouse then and Staubach was already beloved. Aftermath of JFK assassination, too, in Dallas! 1965 Orange Bowl. Texas and Tommy Nobis stuff Joe Namath at 1-yard line in late minutes to win 21-17. In the first televised bowl game at night, as massive audience tunes in. WAY larger audience than anything today. So DKR took down the Bear on the biggest of stages. 1969 Texas-Arky "Big Shootout." James Street, long 4th down pass, and key interceptions save the day in epic comeback win. Again, before a massive national audience. Only game on TV that day. All-time legendary game. 1970 Cotton Bowl: Follows up epic Arky win as Texas beats Notre Dame 21-17 to win MNC 2. James Street leads late drive to win, with 2 fourth down conversions. Keep in mind, ND was playing in their first bowl since 1920s, because of self-imposed ban to "protect amateurism." (Complete Fighting Irish BS, of course.) Again, massive TV audience because of that. That's it. 4 games. But DKR: -- Beat two of the greatest and most famous QBs of all time. -- Won the biggest game of decade: Texas-Arky with Nixon in the house. -- Beat ND and broke Catholic hearts across America. Thus, DKR is unquestioned legend and has his name on stadium. To become a legend, ya gotta win the biggest of games! And more than one! (Something Mack failed to do.) -
Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
BevoAbyss replied to Machinator's topic in Football
I don't know Mack, never met him. But, I always assumed he was kind of an ass, jerk, and smooth-talking politician all rolled into one... like most all successful coaches. -- He won a lot of big games at Texas and fucked up some big games. Should have had 2-3 MNCs, not one. But that one title was one of the greatest college games ever played, likely the greatest. He deserves some credit for that team, even if VY was the star of the show. -- So I don't like him, I don't hate him. It is what it is. ----------------- And if Darrell Royal were coaching now, he would be utterly torched in Surly. Was the second winningest coach of entire 1960s. 108 wins, Bear Bryant had 110. DKR won three MNCs (1963, '69, '70), but let 3 others slip right through his fingers with epic (choke) losses and a tie. '61, '62, '64. 1961: Undefeated, ranked number 1. Then shut out by TCU 6-0 (team with losing record). Win out, finished at #3. 1962: Undefeated, ranked number 1. Then a tie with Rice 14-14. Final ranking #4. Did fall to LSU in meaningless Bowl Game after choking to Rice. 1964: Undefeated, ranked number 1: Lose by 1 point to Arky 14-13. Win out, stuff Bama and Namath in Orange Bowl. Finish at #5. Could easily have had a run of 4 straight titles. Followed that up with 3 straight 6-4 seasons. -- The geniuses would have crucified him in here. Then DKR did what was needed. He and Bellard fired up the Wishbone and won 30 straight games, two MNCs. Won two of the greatest college games of the decade with epic last-minute drives and 4th down conversions (Arky, ND). -- Surly love flows like a river But then lost five straight to Wishbone-powered OU, plus a tie, to close out his career. Stuck with Wishbone too long. Finished last season at 5-5-1 The haters would be all over DKR. — "Game passed him by.” — "Got lucky with Emory and Wishbone” — "James Street saved his ass too many times” ( a la VY saving Mack) — "Wrecked the place on the way out.” — "Burned down UT football program. Fuck him!” ----------------- As for DKR and his methods, go read the 1972 book Meat on the Hoof. -- My dad (RIP, UT alum and fan) gave me a used copy to read after DKR retired ... just to get another perspective on DKR and UT football then. As a kid, I was like "Wow." -- If 20% of that book is true (and I bet it is and so did my dad who was at UT in late 1950s), DKR had some deep flaws, too. And UT put his name on the football stadium. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
BevoAbyss replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Dude, I know you are a well-meaning guy. We are on the same team. About Trump's prosecution: -- I never stated Trump would be prosecuted and convicted in four years, I only said it should have happened. But it was increasingly obvious it was never going to happen. So my "laughable" still stands regarding the slow moving Wheels of Justice. I agree, the electorate failed. At least enough for Trump to win ... and stave off conviction and possible jail time. But Team USA and its justice system loves to protect its presidents from "the facts" of its crimes, including obvious war crimes with massive empirical evidence. Ex: Kissinger, W, Rumsfeld, etc. The record is clear: Presidents fare all too well with their crimes (except for Nixon). About the "Fact-Based" Justice System: I agree that the justice system is mostly "fact based" ... but not for presidential crimes and no longer for religious-based laws. The "fact-based" justice system will be getting weaker and erode with the newly empowered onslaught of religion and unreason. I know you are not defending any Court opinion. But fact-based rulings are under attack, not only with Trump, but others of equal or more importance. So exactly what were the biological and scientific "facts" in Alito's opinion overturning Roe or any of the state abortion bans? None. -- Alito literally cited BS medieval texts ... packaged as a profound scholarly reading of the legal history and precedent (lulz) ... to justify shoving the Bible down the throats of women seeking reproductive care. There are zero scientific facts supporting abortion bans. ZERO. And women are dying because of it. That's the 100% empirical fact. -- It doesn't fucking matter what alleged "facts" were supposedly in the "precedents" cited by Alito. He was just making it up to justify imposing fact-free religious beliefs on women. He literally went back to PRE-scientific era to justify an UN-scientific opinion. 17th Century medievalism over 21st Century science. Going backward, not by decades, but centuries! As we have long known, "fact-based" America is under attack. W's regime embraced parts of it. And it has grown exponentially. About the new ruling ideology of America: The 2016 and 2024 elections showed the new ruling ideology of America is ANTI-fact, ILLogic, UNreason, and UNscientific. Nothing will make sense or needs to even make sense. Nothing. Court rulings, tariffs, health departments, environmental rulings, Cabinet picks, foreign policy decissions, convictions of Trump for which he faces zero penalty, etc. The list is endless. It is pointless to reason it out. Chaos will rule the day. -- Looking for fact-based logic, reason, and science in UNreason America is a complete fools errand. As with the Dobbs decIsion and lack of Trump prosecution, I predict this philosophy will continue to spread throughout America and the Court system from the Supreme Court on down through all the MAGA judges. -- For example, the Establishment Clause which separates Church and State .... so clearly stated in the first line of the First Amendment ... will come under increasing attack in Unreason America and its Christian Evangelicals. And it will fall. Bit by bit, or in one fell swoop. TL/DR. Bottom line: Chaos will be the only rule. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
BevoAbyss replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
I did not say they were not "factual." -- I said they were "laughable." I did not say they were "in defense of Trump." -- But all those patient, reassuring, thoughtful well-reasoned posts were, in effect, a mirage in defense of the Wheels of Justice system. When it was becoming 100% obvious that the "Wheels of Justice" were never touching Trump. See, you studied Law (and other good stuff, I am sure) and are a smart dude and good, all-around well-meaning guy. And I studied Philosophy (including Philosophy of Law). And I learned to cut to the core of issues. And I know that all the facts, evidence, logic, and legal reasoning in the world ... will never matter when confronting a cult and culture committed to NON-facts, ANTI-evidence, ILLogic, and utter and total UNreason. Patiently playing by "the rules" fails when the other side ignores all rules ... ever faster and faster. We were facing a constitutional emergency. Drastic, decisive, lawful action was needed. Rules followed, but processes and procedures moving fast. And Biden, Garland, Smith, et al, patiently committed themselves to an epic fail. All in slow motion. Secular democracy is on its last gasp... and may well dissolve into all-out fascism and theocracy. But I am sure we can all sleep well .... knowing the good ole Wheels of Justice tried hard and played by the rules, but must always moves slowly. And now we have a cult of rulers committed to no rules and total UNREASON -- the new ruling ideology across America. And, as seen with the Supreme Court and MAGA judges, ILLOGIC and UNREASON are fast becoming the dominant legal philosophy. Leopards coming? (Maybe not for you, but coming for many. How long before Trump-MAGA go after the ACLU and other legal organizations and nonprofits that challenge the new regime?) -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
BevoAbyss replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
What I want to see is when the Surly Law Dogs face the Leopard? Those reassuring "wheels of justice move slowly" takes they offered were laughable. -
Religious puritans/fanatics are on the warpath across America. And they now have almost unchecked political power. Religious puritan + warparth + power = People dying. Big time. Too extreme of a take? Just ask the Native Americans. Millions died at hands of religious puritans. Just ask the million dead Covid victims because religious fanatics would not wear masks. Mass death is coming to America and Texas. Again. Big time.
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Game Week Thread Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
BevoAbyss replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
What is it with "having Aggy friends" or "Aggy family" on this site? I just don't get it. I stay away .... FAR AWAY. The last time I talked to an Aggy ... or was even in the vicinity of a known Aggy ... was at the 606 Oyster Bar on South Street ... about around 1987 or 1988, If I recall, around the end of Ronnie Raygun presidency. (Apologies for some CR, but unavoidable) Was dating a lefty New Wave chick from Southwest Texas State, who I think I met at Inner Sanctum Records. On a summer Saturday night, we met her roommate and her "new boyfriend" (in town visiting) at the bar in 606. Place was jam-packed. Turns out, roommate's boyfriend was an Aggy "planning on joining the Corp and becoming an Air Force pilot." I knew immediately this dude had seen Top Gun like 20 times on his VHS player. While roommate and Aggy were looking at drink menu, I whispered in my date's ear: "He's a Tom Cruise Maverick wannabe." She laughed! I said, "Don't worry: not looking for any arguments. Let's just enjoy the food and drinks and split." We had barely started the first round of drinks when it was already clear the dude had a chip on his shoulder ... and was ready to argue over politics with a UT student, surely an America-hating Sip from Liberal Austin ... with sort of New Wave style. (I was kinda New Wave because I listened to Kraftwerk, Devo, Flock of Seagulls ... among other stuff. Back then, mention Kraftwerk to the right artsy chick and she was hot for you instantly.) Five minutes into the first drink, this fucker starts bragging about his patriotism and love for President Raygun. Aggy gonna show a Sip a thing or two! Since I think patriotism is mostly fucking stupid, I laughed and pointed out some of the Raygun BS and patriotism hypocrisy. His retort was "You sound like another communist." I laughed again said something to the effect of "you seem like the true believing patriot that would thrive in a communist regime with blind loyalty to the dictator." That hit the hot button, as pointing out hypocrisy aways does with these types. Quickly, he was talking about how he would "kill for his country to protect freedom?" Literally said that to us during casual convo over drinks. His girlfriend seemed aghast. My date was. I said something to the effect of, "well, since your gonna be a Top Gun killer pilot, does that mean you would napalm some villages like Apocalypse Now, carpet bomb people on other side of the planet, or just drop a few nukes on a nation for good measure"? His face turned radioactive red ... so much it was lighting up half the 606. His date said: "I think we better just leave." My date agreed and said "Let's just split. We'll cover the drinks." He glared at me and mumbled something about liberals and UT. I shrugged. So they got up and left. As for me and New Wave chick, we wandered around South Street for a bit, ate burgers at some place, went back to my apartment off Barton Springs, listened to Kraftwerk, and, well, you know the rest of the evening ... As far as I know, that is the last line I ever said to an Aggy. Eternal scoreboard! -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
BevoAbyss replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
My dad (UT alum, RIP) traveled for business a fair amount during DKR's 1960s heyday .... said that the overwhelming number of college grad business people he met cheered the fact that Texas beat ND for the title in 1970. ND hate is deep and widespread. Said fans/grads loved talking about Royal, Bevo, the wishbone, '69 Texas-Arky game with Nixon in stadium, UT stuffing Joe Namath at the 1-yard line in final minutes to beat Bama in 1965 Orange Bowl. -- Don't forget, that Texas-Bama Orange Bowl was the first televised bowl game at night and had a MASSIVE national audience! Far larger than anything today, by an order of magnitude. I'll say it again: Texas kicking ass is great for college football. Most fans love it far more than they hate it. -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
BevoAbyss replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
Regarding UT's place in college football, here's what I have seen since graduating from UT 30+ years ago. -- I have lived in (or spent time in) several cities and traveled to a great many on both coasts. Been around people from top football, tier 1 research universities. The overwhelming number college football fans love it when Texas is kicking ass. -- When fans/grads of other schools learned I am a UT grad, they unsolicitedly raved about VY and Colt, raved about the Texas-USC game, even years later. -- Or they ask "what the hell is happening at UT" during the Strong/Herman smoking craters. -- Sure, Aggy and some team fans love for Texas to be down. But that is not what I have seen overall. Most fans of other teams would rather play and beat a top shelf Texas team rather than a Strong/Herman fiasco. Bottom line, Texas kicking ass with Bevo on the sideline .... and the horns on the helmet ... it all fits the myth of Big Bad Texas.... and is good for college football. The ratings don't lie. -
The level of USA-fascist-Nazi denial in here is astronomical. That fascist dildo of consequences is gonna get y'all. With terms such as "authoritarianism," I can tell a many of y'all read and believe the liberal sacred text -- the holy New York Times. The correct terms are Christian fascist dictatorship or fascist theocracy. Y'all fail to realize that the entire existential function of the Times is keep the liberal intelligentsia in line -- to keep you in line, to narrow down the range of approved of intellectual thought, to believe in American Exceptionalism to justify American Empire. (I said this to a NYT exec who was a friend of mine and it cost a friendship -- and seats in the NYTimes corporate box for the US Open Tennis Tournament. Bummer. But I did get to see a Federer final from the box. That was very cool)
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I forgot to add: Hitler and Trump: Millions of blind ass apologists and denialists, like you and many others on this board.
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For those who think there are no parallels. I literally put this together in about 30 minutes while eating a sandwich for lunch. Ran out of room on the PPT slide. Feel free to add to the list.
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Nietzsche saw it coming. A single sentence to summarize the fanatical religious fascist cult of Trump.
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