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NWBuck

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  1. This right here. Have Obama gear up for some sort of President / Vice President campaign, and MAGA will ensure the Court closes every single loophole* Trump might use just to keep "that boy" (as my uncle called him) off the ballot. *does not apply to the "I'm going to create a national emergency and eliminate the election for "the good of the country" option
  2. Conclave. Harry and the Hendersons. The World According To Garp. Footloose. Cliffhanger.
  3. Nah... Just show the daughter how to load the dishwasher and your wife will likely complain about it (and you) and make sure your daughter does it the 'right' way (whatever that means to her)
  4. Seriously. If any moment called for a rocking keytar solo, it was that one.
  5. Especially when age also brings progressive lenses and wondrous adventures in depth perception
  6. I have some ideas of things I'd like to ask her that might frighten her and bruise her... Uh... Ego
  7. And both will get a little loose in the back end
  8. Great Patton Oswalt reference
  9. Not long time... Too beaucoup
  10. Didn't he play wing for the Anaheim Ducks?
  11. Shortage of pipe is an issue right now. Wait... When did you talk to my wife?
  12. I'm really looking forward to learning what Anonymous is quietly up to during all these revelations
  13. If you can, head beyond the Yosemite valley (main area) and out to Hetch Hetchie
  14. QFC and Fred Meyer in the Northwest. Ralph's in California
  15. Same! Yup. Got it cleaned and serviced a few months ago and it still runs great... Keeps better time than a few of my other watches
  16. Bullshit. FedEx: Your package is in the shipment process (someone printed a label) (four days later) Your package is in route! (moves from Atlanta to Los Angeles in two days). (three days later) Your package is out for delivery! (next day) Your package has been delivered... to a regional USPS facility for final delivery. (later that month) "WTF did I order??"
  17. Like his target demographic knows what "proportional" means
  18. You can reciprocate by choosing the tightest fucking spot available in other circumstances. (there are 'suck my gut in' and 'squeeze out' jokes there as well, but I'll let others chime in if they wish)
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