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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. I don't understand why Kiffin is considered a hot property every time there's an opening at a blueblood SEC school. He's 45-27 in P5 football. The turnaround at FAU was impressive but he followed that with a 5-7 year. The only ranked teams he's beaten in his whole career are #13 Arkansas this year (by one point), #11 Indiana in last year's bowl, #4 Oregon way back in 2011, #18 Arizona in 2010, and #21 South Carolina in 2009.
  2. Naturally we would have wanted Gandolfini for Coach O and Goodman's too old and skinny now. Good opportunity for a character actor to step up -- must look Neanderthal and speak authentic swamp gibberish. For Urbs we can draw from the deep well of "Mr Perfect-turned-psycho" husbands from the Lifetime Movie Network.
  3. Netflix Series: sort of an Odd Couple scenario with Urbs and Coach O each out of work but with tens of millions in the bank sharing a French Quarter condo and slaying ass nightly. Orgeron's a slob and Urbs is a neat-freak. They both have crazy exes. They learn from each other -- Orgeron teaches Urban how to make gumbo, and Urban teaches Orgeron how to fold t-shirts, you know, shit like that. Working title The Coonass & the Buckeye...have your people call mine and we'll do lunch.
  4. Every creator has contempt for certain components of his audience -- it's just a matter of percentage. Chase is probably on the high side, but he's hardly alone. There was plenty of fan service in the movie. Is it Burnstein's contention that he was forced into it? The rest seems spot on, even if it didn't matter to me. I guess I am a fanboi.
  5. Mercilus released. Will probably sign with the Cards and win the Super Bowl with JJ and Nuk.
  6. psa for you pervs https://www.prisonpenpals.com/texas.html
  7. Fuck Steve Grogan Fuck Sam Bam Cunningham Fuck Prince Phillip's War Fuck the Standells Fuck the Cars Fuck that Vulcan Robert Parish Fuck Carlton Fisk Fuck Oil Can Boyd Fuck cranberry sauce Fuck John Adams Fuck Abigail Adams Fuck John Quincy Adams Fuck Charles Adams Fuck Henry Adams Fuck Norman Rockwell Fuck Al B. Sure
  8. what would the neighbors think? that is all this line of thinking amounts to. fuck the neighbors, we are Texas,
  9. Rockets in the '90s were always getting fucked over by the refs and the Jazz, because the Jazz were an easier cakewalk for MJ in the finals. I fucking hate the Utah Jazz to this day even though I've not sat down and made a point of watching an NBA game this century. You have entire Hall of Fame careers based in large part on illegal play. Toss it to Shaq, Shaq bowls defender over, lobs in baby hook, AND ONE, which he bricks. If the refs called it by the rulebook he'd have half the stats he wound up with. Karl Malone was somewhat similar but a little more skilled and that little rat Stockton would have been out of the league in 3-5 years if he had ended up on some anonymous squad like the Hawks or Clippers.
  10. Just one dude can make a big difference. When we added Anderson out of Rice we had a halfway decent line for that one season.
  11. You might not want Fick to go to Penn State, but he might view it differently. I don't get why people view Penn St as some springboard job Franklin is itching to leave (to go to USC?) or a guy stuck at Cincin fucking nati wouldn't bolt for. Pedo gate or not it's a blueblood job in prime recruiting territory. There is no reason a great coach can't rev that shit up to Ohio State levels in a few years.
  12. Mahomes sucked in the Super Bowl last year and for the same reason Casey sucked in this game. No, Casey is not Mahomes, but no Qb will succeed with three dudes in his face from snap.
  13. The last Ohio Catholic to take the reins at LSU was Gerry DiNardo.
  14. Townes, Live at the Old Quarter Houston Texas Beatles, Revolver Stones, Sticky Fingers UGK, Super Tight Michael Haaga, Plus and Minus Show Buena Vista Social Club Los Lobos, Pistola y el Corazon Guy Clark, Keepers Everly Bros, Songs Our Daddy Taught Us Outkast, Speakerboxx / The Love Below Live at Fillmore East
  15. Not sure if it was on here or the old site but there was a long po' folks thread, and it wasn't just reminiscing about how through sheer force of will and god given talent all of us escaped crushing poverty (like no cable in our bedrooms until we were 17) to our current status as people who don't have a place in the Hamptons because we actually prefer Bolivar and Port Aransas. It was a comet of a thread -- burned bright for a few days and then disappeared.
  16. I'd roll the dice on Napier, but Aranda probably has the inside track. (Bonus Baylor tears) Depending on what Urban does, and whether or not they are dumb enough to bite on Jimbo. Got the whole Jimbeaux thing would get annoying fast.
  17. this does seem to be something more than a dark horse scenario now. more likely than jimbo.
  18. If you hate both teams, that aggy-LSU matchup at the end of the year is as close to a meteor game as we are ever likely to see. aggy wins, they weep and wail over losing their coach. aggy loses, they lose to a rival and have to pretend they didn't want Jimbo anymore anyway because he sucks because he just lost to LSU. LSU wins, about 3/4 of the coonass fanbase is mad they are getting rid of the Ogre for a coach they rightly mistrust and who just got beat. Orgeron incites riots across South Louisiana. LSU loses, they lose to aggy in a beloved coach's last game. Esp if O miraculously finds some way to win out leading up to the game. Which is not fucking likely. And LSU win would cause maximum distress on both sides. Even though LSU is my very distant #2 favorite team, I am pulling for this result just for the sheer number of exploding heads. And my abiding hate for aggy compels me to never pull for them under any circumstances save maybe one that would put the Horns in the NC game, and we all know they would throw that game.
  19. He's right -- no chance of her getting knocked up. Among other things. NSFW (don't say you weren't warned)
  20. Looking back through that list I count I think one OOS recruit and I am pretty sure he was a Strong addition to the transition class. (A. Anderson, who never amounted to anything.) I can't recall Mack's lazy ass going out of state for ANY OL recruits during his entire tenure on the 40. Sendlein and Studdard came to him gift-wrapped, before legacy/ex-NFL parents stopped trusting our program.
  21. And when Fisher and aggy revert to form and they find ways to lose at least two and maybe all three of Auburn, Ole Miss and lol LSU (in what would be the last regular season game for both coaches), that won't seem like such a splash hire.
  22. We are supposed to believe LSU has been downlow negotiating with Fisher for months now? Why? What had he done at aggy to justify that prior to Bama?
  23. So maybe we fire up a website selling bootleg knock-offs of this garbage, targeting people like us who might want these things but don't want to give them money.
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