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Braff Zacklin

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  1. I'll give Lowell credit for the "Go-go-Gadget Arms" call there on Michell's oop.
  2. Fucking love Brock. Dude just makes plays.
  3. Salmon patties are what you get when Peppermint Patty don't shower for a week.
  4. Just saw the news. LMAO Fucking aggy.
  5. That was a second half of which Turtle Tom would be proud.
  6. Now THAT'S a take worth $9.95! Incredible. Thanks for sharing.
  7. Wasted an hour this morning watching YouTube clips. Well, not all of it was wasted, as I stumbled across this little gem. RIP, Bob.
  8. Oh, yeah? Well, maybe we'll beat them by 87-56!
  9. Nice background anchor, sir. 10/10 for composition
  10. Braff Zacklin

    USMNT 2023

    Hey, wait! I've seen that movie--HE LIED!
  11. Braff Zacklin

    USMNT 2023

    Please post lots of picks and comments. Except for you, @Brisketexan--I'd like to be able to read the posts and finish them as the action occurs, not hours after it's over.
  12. Not many veterans in the NBA, I guess.
  13. Fans don't wanna see Giannis throwing down monster dunks! They wanna see ref number 52 blowin' that whistle, making calls!
  14. Holy shit! Hot off the press. --------------------- NCAA Furious as Self, KU Ink Lifetime Deal INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Kansas might have finally gone too far. That was the scuttlebutt wafting from NCAA corporate offices Wednesday in the wake of Tuesday's news that the Kansas men's basketball team had awarded coach Bill Self with a lifetime contract that also makes him the sport's highest-paid coach. "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore," said NCAA President Charlie Baker. Earlier this year, Self and his Jayhawks narrowly avoided severe punishment for multiple recruiting violations stemming from the 2017-18 season. Despite initially refusing to cooperate with the NCAA's investigation, the Lawrence, Kan.-based university was not required to forfeit any scholarships or face any postseason bans. Instead, KU received what many categorized as a figurative slap on the wrist: vacating 15 wins, its Big 12 regular season and tournament titles, and its Final Four berth for that season. "To reward Coach Self with a lifetime deal suggests our message isn't getting through," Baker said. "For this reason, we've little choice but to elevate our penalties." When asked just what those sanctions would be, Baker did not mince words. "To once and for all teach Kansas a lesson, the NCAA has decided to ban the Oklahoma State Cowboys men's basketball team from postseason participation for the next five seasons." Though the NCAA did not require Self to miss any games for the 2017-18 violations, KU did "Self impose" a four-game suspension at the start of the 2022-23 season. Self also missed the entire postseason due to health issues. "My heart will go on," an overjoyed Self said. "This huge pile of cash guarantees that." When asked what actions it might take should the program once again run afoul of the rules, a spokesman with the KU sports information department said the school would resort to "something drastic, like probably shooting [Oklahoma State men's basketball coach Mike] Boynton in the kneecaps." "It'd be kind of funny if [Boynton] were as crippled as the program," the spokesman added.
  15. Your comments often provide a, uh, ... interesting texture to this board, sir.
  16. Eating a metric fuck-ton of 'cue, apparently.
  17. So you're implying that there were larger Coast Guard marching bands, but they were all nuclear powered?
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