Everything posted by Bartles
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2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
I assume it was discussed in the thread, but imagine a Texas football coach walking out for a playoff game in a hoodie with a big basketball on it and no visible "Texas" or Horns logo anywhere. I'm OK with the occasional stupid alternative uniform if recruits like it, but repping a different sport is just weird. And MJ's relevance in the era of LeBron isn't exactly top of mind for the kids either
- 2025 Xbox Bowl - Missouri State vs. Arkansas State
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
Speaking of helicopters, Detroit TVs are staking out the jail, so Moore might get the OJ treatment later
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
Harbaugh can never forgive the murdering-a-baby thing
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The committee will controversially justify whatever they spit up, and if for some reason it changes next week, they'll controversially justify that too. Don't get mad at Rece Davis or Joey Galloway or whoever for not grilling the guy like he's captured Al Qaeda. There is always wiggle room in their policies, it's always subjective and once its pares down to Ohio State, Georgia and a couple others, the rage dies down. That said, I do think leaving Ole Miss completely out would be earth-changing for the committee (thus they won't do it)
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Pretty interesting premise. But while we usually complain mystery shows aren't giving us enough info about what happened (Walking Dead, Lost), this one might have already given too much. Like some of the posts here, I can't stop noticing all the "wait a minute" situations caused by the hive's own explanation of what's happening. I'd kinda prefer it just be "zombie eat brains". But I trust it so far and it's good to see ABQ again
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ESPN GAME DAY
"Adam James is still locked in the shed" best sign
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Tell me about SMU
Getting into the ACC was a bit surprising, but that was just money. I would NOT have expected to have wins over Clemson, FSU and Miami in your first 1.5 seasons in the league. I know the whole league is pretty mid, but still surreal
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Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
Paltry crowd as SEC Nation gets underway outside Gregory Gym
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Own the Caldwell won the game comment, it was Futureman/Mike White level hilarious
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ESPN GAME DAY
Wait, he flew (or was flown) to Athens, Ga. when they certainly could have done that by satellite. Would have been nice for ESPN to point out that Franklin and Saban are both repped by Jimmy Sexton, who is also on set per McAfee earlier. They basically just did a LinkedIn promo for Franklin on national TV
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
You should hire her to modernize SurlyHorns.com. She definitely knows the lingo: "click click click click...takes like three minutes"
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Recently watched The Substance, and that video ^ is much more disturbing
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The Chair Company on HBO
Perfect premise for Tim Robinson, waging war against a chair manufacturer. He's got a niche and I'm glad he keeps exploiting it
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Bijan Robinson is special
Watch the end for ESPN Deportes with a mustard (mostaza) question lol
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2025 Surly NFL Eliminator Pool
Good luck then to the survivors. Tough week to not have GB available, though they almost blew it too. I had WAS but would've probably gone with DAL/PHI or some other loser anyway.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah I was like "your avatar reading your post" on that. Wish it were so
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2025 Surly NFL Eliminator Pool
Software don't lie...if it lets me keep picking, I'm in. Don't worry I'll botch it soon enough
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2025 Surly NFL Eliminator Pool
That was me with the Packers. I thought ties knocked you out, but I guess not
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
- Tell me about SMU
If they go 0-2 vs Baylor and TCU that is a recruiting nightmare- 2025 MLB thread
- I have zero concerns going forward [OP is a Fucking Liar]
You're partly right - I'm thinking of Penn State damn near every game for the past decade, but also every other decent Big Ten team at some point, and us in the Cotton Bowl and yesterday. If we tried play action or something, Arch would have a defender wrapped around him before he picked his head up. Going grown ass man on them was probably the best strategy, but NOT in the form of a tush push with q QB who squats a-buck-eighty or whatever- I have zero concerns going forward [OP is a Fucking Liar]
Every team that plays Ohio State close comes away bitching about red zone play calling. That's their trademark going back years, they seem to revel in getting pushed to the brink then they lock it down. I think it's why you so often see them on the score scroll beating some mediocre team 13-6 in the 3rd quarter before they pull away.- 2025 Surly NFL Eliminator Pool
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