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Park Gothic

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  1. Broke: Running the ball at the goal line Woke: Padding Ewers' stats by passing at the goal line Bespoke: Padding Murphy's and Sweat's stats by playing them as 300 lb WRs and passing at the goal line
  2. New page, and I've been slacking on posting the Ewers gifs, so here's a big-man-TD twofer. Goal line TD to Murphy against Wyoming: Goal line TD to Sweat in the 2023 Big 12 CCG:
  3. I’m struggling to take anything away from those clips. Just look like some basic drills.
  4. "Old Dime Box" seems like a great nickname for someone's mother.
  5. I haven't cared about this story at all until today, mostly because the tweet about the ban was immediately contradicted by a tweet from UNC. I ended up going down a bit of a rabbit hole and found this, which I present without further comment:
  6. The Aggies would go from being 8-4 every year to being 7-5, which will hurt their feelings. Presumably @Hagbard Celine would extend that same reasoning to many of the other conference bottom feeders - Arkansas, Kentucky, MSU, Vandy - will all end up with worse records and fewer bowl games if we switch to 9 games. To these teams, the extra money is not worth the loss in status and bowl game appearances. Anyway, that's what I think he's saying.
  7. Here's a fun little bit of trickeration from the 2023 Big 12 championship game:
  8. It should be on Thanksgiving and ratings consequences be damned.
  9. Source: https://futurism.com/humans-killed-by-gorillas
  10. "You're not in traffic, you are traffic." Also, here's another Quinn gif. Not the classic moon-shot to Worthy that everyone remembers, but the somewhat less appreciated "nail in the coffin" throw to AD in the 4th.
  11. Yeah, that's the impression I've gotten. I've literally never seen him post anything of interest or value. Or even anything that I found funny, regardless of whether he meant it to be or not. Usually I only put someone on ignore if they diarrhea all over a thread, so this will be the first person I've ignored someone for quality reasons. But I gotta say that he has earned. Just a complete fucking moron and kinda seems like a shitty person to boot.
  12. Because that’s what this thread needed. A conversation about race. The competition is tough, but this might be the worst post in this entire thread.
  13. Gents, it's May. We're not down to the wire on anything. The big name prospects are going to wait until Summer and some we even wait until December. Remember how the Justus Terry recruitment went last year? That was a huge deal and a really fun one to win. You'll enjoy recruiting more in a few months. It's just dead right now so it's not as interesting. But there will definitely be one or two guys in the top-10 nationally that we get excited about.
  14. Imma let's me do them. But just me. Because...reasons. Not you.
  15. Man, it is shockingly difficult to find a gif of 4th & 13 and makeagif is not cooperating. Best I can do is a tweet.
  16. "Ewers gave Texas fans license to start some 'Quince Young' jokes after this run that sprung loose thanks to his own athleticism and a great block from Ja’Tavion Sanders. This is one of five rushing touchdowns on the year for the sophomore."
  17. Between OSU, UW, and UT, we're the only team to make the CFP semis the past two years. So that tracks.
  18. I've posted a Quinn gif on each of the last three pages and everyone was perfectly cordial. You need to understand that some of the people in this thread aren't quite right in the head, and by interacting with them (either to agree or disagree) you make things worse. There's no good way to poke a hornets nest, so don't bother.
  19. Is this a bad thing? I don't drink apple cider vinegar, but I can see someone doing that for allergies or to clear their sinuses. I did not realize it was crazy and/or politically oriented behavior. Anywho, new page so here's a new Quinn gif. Just so we can reminisce about our guy now that he's off to the NFL: If y'all remember, this play was actually 4th & goal after we failed to punch it in from the 9 on three running plays. Rojo picked up like 7 yards but Ewers to Worthy was needed to get us the last 2. "Ewers said on Monday there was a passing concept to the right and that he had to check the coverage pre-snap to see where the ball was going. Worthy in 1-on-1 coverage is an easy call, and Ewers’ throw is on the money for the go-ahead score."
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