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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I must be married to her sister.
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Budkudzu started following Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Soulmate: Look at that plane up there! Where do you think it's going? Me: To an airport. Soulmate: Asshole.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Soul Mate: Go run down to the basement and bring up the step stool. Me: (sprints to the basement) Soul Mate: Asshole
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Soul Mate: I've turned the thermostat down to 68 Bud: Why? Soul Mate: It's going to be real hot today and I want to make sure the house stays cool Bud: Just keep it where it's set and the AC will just turn on more often, but it will stay just as cool any other day Soul Mate: You don't understand. It's going to be real hot today
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Little survey here - 52 open Chrome tabs on her cellphone this morn. What's the most you've seen on your soul mate's phone?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I'm just trying to get my soul mate to close the fucking windows when the AC kicks in.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yep, the two metal boxes in the laundry closet must match. Maybe I'll get a Maytag sticker and put it on the current dryer.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I had a business trip from hell this week (stolen wallet, lost luggage, flight delays, useless meetings, etc). Mrs. K calls yesterday while I'm cooling my heels in the airport to tell me that piece of shit Samsung washing machine she overpaid for less than 2 years ago is busted and the repair guy said it would cost more to fix than replace. No surprise, so I agree we needed to buy a new one. I get home and see an order for a new washer AND drier. I ask what was wrong with the drier. She says they have to match. FML
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You deserve a medal
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
debris - Dee-bris I also thought "soup du jour" was some sort of French soup.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Purses? We're talking about fucking purses? I had to check to make sure I hadn't logged in to the Surly cross dressing thread.
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She's done that, too.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Last night, Mrs. K once again demonstrated her lack understanding of how a thermostat works: She: It's going to be in the 20's tonight. I'm going to turn up the thermostat Me: It's not going to get any colder in the house than any other night because we always have it set at 63 She: But it's going to be in the 20's tonight. I don't want the house to get cold. Gotta pick your battles, boys. - Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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