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Colonel Sanders

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  1. Fuck the fighting Elkos
  2. If the money is right, I'm definitely interested.
  3. Never in doubt
  4. The refs have taken over this game.
  5. You got to think that if A&M beats Miss State and ACU there will be some what if posts, "If only Jaylen Henderson was the season starter we would be 11-0."
  6. Assuming there were those old losers on this thread, how would you explain to them what that emoji meant?
  7. Fucking cakewalk
  8. I kind of don't understand the aggie meltdown. They were 3 point underdogs on the road and lost by 7. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it, but they always seem to pencil in these toss up games as wins, and are flabbergasted when they go the other way.
  9. Maybe he's going to one of the other Big 12 top 25 matchups this weekend.
  10. Who's their qb3 again?
  11. Nice pick six!ll
  12. From a driving range in Charlottesville Texas!
  13. From the outer bands of Ophelia. Texas!
  14. Texas 45 Wyoming 17
  15. Forgot to add the obligatory gif.
  16. He's done. Michigan State football coach Mel Tucker accused of sexually harassing rape survivor Brenda Tracy, a prominent rape survivor and activist, says Mel Tucker made sexual comments and masturbated without consent during a phone call. Her complaint led to an ongoing Title IX investigation. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2023/09/10/michigan-state-football-coach-sexual-harassment-claim/70679703007/
  17. I want to see a video of Bama man raging against his television at the end of his Longhorn game watch party. I know it's gotta be out there somewhere.
  18. Bout to watch the game again. Kind of drunk, so not sure how far I'll make it. Who the fuck cares, Hook'em. Fuck Bama.
  19. For me College GameDay is kind of like the NFL draft. I'm excited to watch it, but within 5 minutes I find myself switching the channel.
  20. Texas 42 Alabama 17 Bama 325 yards
  21. They run from northern GA to just west of DC.
  22. From the Blue Ridge Mountains in Central VA. TEXAS!!!
  23. There are five grades of beef below select.
  24. I asked chatgpt to write a real men of genius song using an article on the listeater. I added the portly. [Sound of upbeat music] Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius! Singer: Real Men of Genius! Announcer: Today, we salute you, Miss Portly Paper Eater! Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! Announcer: In a world of ticket line chaos, you boldly stepped up to the plate with an appetite for more than just the game. Singer: Paper, doughnuts, and football! Announcer: Armed with determination and a hunger for justice, you devoured the list of the chosen few, making your mark on Aggie history. Singer: Chomping lists with style! Announcer: While others waited patiently, you seized the opportunity, munching away like a true champion. Singer: Munch, munch, munch! Announcer: People screamed in disbelief, but you remained unfazed, proving that you're not just some ordinary list-eater. Singer: List-eater extraordinaire! Announcer: You had the guts to stand up for what you wanted, and for that, we salute you. Singer: Salute, salute, salute! Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh mistress of munching, because when it comes to taking a bite out of life, you're a true Aggie legend. Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! [Sound of crowd cheering] Announcer: Bud Light beer and Anheuser-Busch, College Station, Texas.
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