I asked chatgpt to write a real men of genius song using an article on the listeater. I added the portly.
[Sound of upbeat music]
Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius!
Singer: Real Men of Genius!
Announcer: Today, we salute you, Miss Portly Paper Eater!
Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater!
Announcer: In a world of ticket line chaos, you boldly stepped up to the plate with an appetite for more than just the game.
Singer: Paper, doughnuts, and football!
Announcer: Armed with determination and a hunger for justice, you devoured the list of the chosen few, making your mark on Aggie history.
Singer: Chomping lists with style!
Announcer: While others waited patiently, you seized the opportunity, munching away like a true champion.
Singer: Munch, munch, munch!
Announcer: People screamed in disbelief, but you remained unfazed, proving that you're not just some ordinary list-eater.
Singer: List-eater extraordinaire!
Announcer: You had the guts to stand up for what you wanted, and for that, we salute you.
Singer: Salute, salute, salute!
Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh mistress of munching, because when it comes to taking a bite out of life, you're a true Aggie legend.
Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater!
[Sound of crowd cheering]
Announcer: Bud Light beer and Anheuser-Busch, College Station, Texas.