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Colonel Sanders

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  1. From the Blue Ridge Mountains in Central VA. TEXAS!!!
  2. I asked chatgpt to write a real men of genius song using an article on the listeater. I added the portly. [Sound of upbeat music] Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius! Singer: Real Men of Genius! Announcer: Today, we salute you, Miss Portly Paper Eater! Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! Announcer: In a world of ticket line chaos, you boldly stepped up to the plate with an appetite for more than just the game. Singer: Paper, doughnuts, and football! Announcer: Armed with determination and a hunger for justice, you devoured the list of the chosen few, making your mark on Aggie history. Singer: Chomping lists with style! Announcer: While others waited patiently, you seized the opportunity, munching away like a true champion. Singer: Munch, munch, munch! Announcer: People screamed in disbelief, but you remained unfazed, proving that you're not just some ordinary list-eater. Singer: List-eater extraordinaire! Announcer: You had the guts to stand up for what you wanted, and for that, we salute you. Singer: Salute, salute, salute! Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh mistress of munching, because when it comes to taking a bite out of life, you're a true Aggie legend. Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! [Sound of crowd cheering] Announcer: Bud Light beer and Anheuser-Busch, College Station, Texas.
  3. What's up with the dudes all going shirtless? Is that a thing there?
  4. I used to have USAA for pretty much everything, banking, credit cards, insursance, investments. Hell, I even bought my wife's engagement ring from them when they had that service. However, over the past decade I've divested myself from almost all of their products. Now I just have a checking account. I think some of that was my perception that their customer service was becoming worse, but most of it was they we're more expensive or I could get better benefits elsewhere. It sucks becasuse it was nice and easy to have everything in one place.
  5. I thought it was "when will you learn? When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" Anyone know the context of that shrill?
  6. God I miss Doc Emrick. This crew is so boring to listen to.
  7. I'm not sure if it's the whiskey, the game, or my head injury, but I have a serious priaprism.
  8. Watching games on TCU's court is such a beating visually.
  9. Maybe the Norwegians were paying with Iranian Rial, which using the real exchange rate comes out to about $3,700. Take out the wealth transfer fees and whatnot and it's in the $92.38 ballpark.
  10. Every ruling on the field is not in our favor. Makes a big hill to climb on replay
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