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Chewy's Hairy Horn

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  1. Just happy he left the desk.
  2. Can’t hear the National Anthem without the urge to shout “stars” each time in appears in the verses. Thanks, NHL.
  3. Burning evidence? Nah, just electing a new Pope. Nothing more to see. Move along.
  4. Why can’t he simply defend himself? People are saying he’s got the best legal mind and can grasp the most intricate concepts of law as well as, or maybe even better than, the great Justice Oliver Wendell Douglas.
  5. Seeing that I’m one of many with true ADD, I kinda resent this. But, given that I’m ADD, I’ve already moved on. Squirrel!!!
  6. Gonna need more mental health dollars for the prison system.
  7. He’ll probably get one, too. Then he’ll become a mascot/fixture at all future MAGA rallies where he’ll join the other sideshow oddities like Diamond and Silk, Sheriff Joe, and Chuck Woolery.
  8. I’ve said it before, but if there’s a Trump portrait it needs to hang in the bunker.
  9. Terrified by a patriot. Yes.
  10. Terrified by a patriot. Yes.
  11. That sucks. It’s hard to hit one single bracket when they’re such a narrow range unless you’re trying to swoop in near the end. I bet the middle three and adjusted as it went. Also bet heavily on No for the last bracket which more than offset whatever I got left holding.
  12. I knew he looked familiar.
  13. Motel 6 disagreeing with the whole “no bad press” thing right about now.
  14. He’ll grift of running his kids and staging rallies. He’s not running again, himself.
  15. Surely this is the last straw before he snaps.
  16. He’s probably imaging something like this when he lies about Trump.
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