Everything posted by shakahorn
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
New one for the corp speak today. I'm sitting on a contract while my internal guys fight over it. Salesman: "are you able to action the agreement?" I have half a mind to not sign the contract just for the phrasing of the question.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
CSB a few years back, that was a buddy of mine. We had gotten separated somewhere along the way, as young single guys often do in Vegas. We had rooms next to each other and for some odd reason, his key didn't work. He knocked on my door but no one answered, it was around 3 or 4am so in his infinite drunken wisdom, he figured he'd just wait in the hall until I got back. He was in the wrong hotel. Right room number though.
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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
Rock and Roll Part 2 probably more appropriate.
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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
Jax Ulbrich on line 2.
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"If You Think It's A Scam, It Usually Is"
You just gave up the code for everyone here.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Anyone who doesn't automatically interpret that aggy flag as 'look out below' deserves whatever they get.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
I dunno, Mack is so thin skinned he's probably fuming 'they fired me for this guy!'
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
I'm enjoying it mostly because of the actors but yeah, the similarities to the Godfather are kinda funny. You have a Fredo, an adopted son, Helen Mirren as a later period Connie. The grandson is Vincent. When does Moe Greene or Frankie Pantangeli's brother show up?
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
It's gonna be a bit a stretch to play that card vs Gabriel.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Yeah I remember that. Actually, Daniels made a mistake that demonstrated his understanding of the call even more. I forget the exact detail but what they call an "H" at LSU, the Giant call it an "F" or something like that. One of the slot receivers. So when they went through it the first time, Diboll tells him, we call that guy an F here. When Daniels repeats the play, he mistakenly calls the F an H, Diboll corrects him again and they all laugh. So he knew the play, just got the terminology slightly wrong. The verbal equivalent of a typo.
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2025 NFL Draft
At this point, no one wants Sanders. He can't be a QB2, it would be too much of a distraction. Everyone looking for a QB1 has their guy already.
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2025 NFL Draft
Jerry is gonna make a totally lopsided trade in favor of the Browns to move up and take Sanders.
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The Worst Trade in NBA History: Luka traded for AD
In Luka’s return game, Austin Reaves got much more applause than Jaxson Hayes when they introduced the lineup.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I’m absolutely 100% certain I can land a plane. Oh…wait…you said ‘safely.’
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
The use of "Hey" as a greeting in business communications when you don't really know the other person. It's fine when you already have a friendly relationship but not as an opener or when you have no relationship. Now get off my lawn.
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Non-political tariffs thread
Um, all of them?
- NCAA First Four: Texas vs Xavier - Wednesday 8:10pm
- NCAA First Four: Texas vs Xavier - Wednesday 8:10pm
- NCAA First Four: Texas vs Xavier - Wednesday 8:10pm
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Sending a spy to direct competitor
Deel sounds like a computer you would buy on Temu. Like a Deel Enspiron or a Deel Latatude.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Oh oh oh Ozempic!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Marky Mark says ‘what about me’ in a Boston accent
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Did I go to the only high school that used pre wrap?
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Texas vs Kentucky - Saturday, 7pm on ESPN
I never knew Eltife was Black.
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Super Bowl LIX: Chiefs vs. Eagles
95% of those people would not live in WV.