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shakahorn

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  1. Jimbo's available and cheap.
  2. Not sure if it's hilarious or sad that the reward for information leading to the suspect is $10.000. Just reading this thread at the millions and billions being thrown around and the reward is only $10,000.
  3. I watch it every single time it comes on.
  4. Damn you now I can't get 'para bailar mo bamba' out of my head.
  5. This will never not be funny.
  6. Aggy already paying him so he'd be cheap if not free.
  7. Username checks out.
  8. How close a relative? Barring immediate or near-immediate family, chances are good that no one noticed you missing. Hence, NTA.
  9. Pretty sure Jesse Palmer called him ‘Hudson Card’ at least once.
  10. The D will hold up and either score or set us up for a TD. By blind ass luck the O will get another TD, we’ll win 24-0 and everyone will say that the game thread is full of overreactions.
  11. I would kill for Simms in this O Squints not so much but at least he would try harder. And of course Arch before either at this point.
  12. Once during a JV game our punter had an 8 yard punt and for the rest of high school his nickname was ‘8’
  13. Talk about shitty punting.
  14. Why no night football games in Oxford? I know for baseball, they can't do it because all the fans in the white sheets and hoods obscure the ball.
  15. Not to jinx it but my Netflix just improved to near perfection.
  16. Damn I thought you were joking. Netflix going all out!
  17. I was wondering what was going on. I don’t dare switch over to the UCLA game lest I lose my semi tolerable feed.
  18. X, 2, 1
  19. That's how we knew it was @Superhero I keed I keed.
  20. I’d bet Rocko’s paycheck Mack has never kicked off in both halves of a game, ever.
  21. to match their eyebrows.
  22. Which one of you is the dentist in Houston with the combover on CNN? Says he's a republican who voted for Harris because Jan 6, economy is just fine - his net worth has gone up the past 4 years, and he has 4 daughters.
  23. Oh I missed that post from Sushi.
  24. Yeah mostly cuz not one of his bootlickers has the guts to tell him that.
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