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WelfareBuysMyWeed

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  1. Having a celebrity who is known throughout the world do our promos would be awesome Too bad they got some fucking dipshit carny known exclusively to former 7th graders who routinely got beaten up in middle school circa 1998 to do our promo instead
  2. I have a fucking TON of Texas vs USC shit that I bought on my way out of the rose bowl
  3. read it in incognito mode alternatively, hit ctrl-a, ctrl-c as soon as the page loads but before the paywall appears to copy the entire article's text, then paste it into wordpad.
  4. For those who don't know, the original Mortal Kombat began its life as an arcade adaptation of Bloodsport. Johnny Cage was the original first designed character for Mortal Kombat, being literally Jean-Claude Van Damm from the movie, hence his nut punch special move and his back story about being a hollywood actor. Unfortunately, they couldn't get Van Damme to agree to use his likeness and he wouldn't film any sprites for the game, so Jean-Claude became the generic knock-off, Johnny Cage. 30 years later, Jean Claude Van Damme finally comes to Mortal Kombat, as the voice actor and model for a special skin for Johnny Cage: LMAO at the reference to the Street Fighter Movie in his pre-fight cutscene with Geras.
  5. I very much doubt he'll have to roll out of bed to neg it. Loser sleeps with shaggy on his phone cradled close to his heart, because like the public loser Mormon he is, he can't get enough of his embarrassment fetish.
  6. "Texas used the LHN to package it's tier 3 content and kept all the revenue to itself after the rest of the conference rejected Texas' idea for a big 12 network to share tier 3 rights, and after A&M rejected Texas' offer for a joint-network once the other 10 members balked and that makes everyone so mad" FIFY
  7. If there was anybody on this board who was an expert on sucking, it'd be you
  8. Because Colt didn't really become team-lifting great until his junior season. Colt was great his freshman season, but he was also playing with the national championship squad. Colt had a dip his sophomore season when he left. Then he had that south america jesus trip he took between his sophomore and junior seasons when he went down mexico way and rubbed some Tijuana-magic on his bicepts and became other-worldly. And also because Colt and Vince aren't our standards, they're literally the best we ever had. Like, it's super cute and all to go out there and demand every QB that comes through is literally the best ever, but that's not realistic and will just lead to you having angry diarrhea on saturday nights. Clutch on 3rd downs, too. It made them basically unbeatable because whenever they needed an improbable catch, they'd get it. That's what made the OU game so great, OU was actually firing on all cylinders for most of the game. That meant every possession for Colt was do-or-die, and he came through on every drive after Shipley's kickoff return. That game was magical for Colt McCoy, the absolute best he ever was.
  9. Colt was literally the most accurate passer in football history when he played. His 2008 completion percentage was 76.7%. That is fucking nuts. He connected on more than 3/4 of his pass attempts. And his passes were on the numbers in stride, that dude could fucking sling it. I guess my point is that comparing Quinn Ewers to Colt is as silly as comparing Sam Ehlinger to Vince Young. Colt wasn't just good, he was one of the single best players in college football history. That he didn't win a heisman is a fucking travesty. It's not like Colt was merely good. Colt McCoy was all-time great.
  10. I think people forget that we went into the K-State game where Colt got hurt with serious national championship potential. Had Colt not gotten hurt against K-State, then played injured vs Aggy, and we won out, we'd have made the title game. Because going into that K-State game, everything had fallen into place where Texas was going to be ranked #3 with Michigan and Ohio State ahead of us as #1 and #2 on a collision course the following week. And this was before the BCS started letting conference opponents make the title game. Colt had us seriously in the national championship hunt every year he was at Texas except maybe his sophomore year. The literal sophomore slump, his worst year at Texas.
  11. if they have multiple guys at 225, then they have more than 1 guy below ~250 lbs.
  12. Jimbo. They hired Jimbo *after* he'd already fucked up FSU so badly they were begging to fire him.
  13. Go pout in the corner, your posts make this thread smell like rotten vagina.
  14. You living under a rock? Texas is literally the first program in the modern composite rankings era of college football to have a perfect 1.000 ratingrating QB backing up another perfect 1.000 rating QB. We literally have the perfect backup QBs for this situation, we statistically could not ask for a better backup. As in, our backup QB situation is literally unprecedented, and mathematically impossible to be better. Get smart, dipshit.
  15. Of all the teams in the entirety of college football, Texas is uniquely prepared for this vs Alabama. Bring it.
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