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  1. maybe he was too drunk to remember to stand up.
  2. Starting this thread early since it may be a glorious year for coastlines throughout the world. We're off to an amazing start for ocean temps. In a few years, we can catch our fish pre-cooked right from the ocean. Source: https://climatereanalyzer.org/clim/t2_daily/?dm_id=world Daily Surface temp Source: https://climatereanalyzer.org/clim/t2_daily/?dm_id=world
  3. This. He's been striping his woods and irons for awhile. His problem is that his putting has been spectacularly shittastic. The new putter seems to be the magic solution.
  4. These 2 dipshits are exemplary representatives of the conference that The University of Texas at Austin chose to join. Real life dumb and dumber. https://www.firstalert4.com/2024/03/11/2-men-planned-have-large-python-eat-womans-daughter-before-blowing-up-her-house-police-say/ BRYAN COUNTY, Ga. (WTOC/Gray News) - Two Georgia men are accused of setting off a bomb at a woman’s home and plotting to release a python to eat her daughter. Authorities say 34-year-old Caleb Kinsey and 37-year-old Stephen Glosser conspired to harass, intimidate, injure, or kill the woman who owned the house, according to WTOC. Authorities say 34-year-old (left) Caleb Kinsey and (right) 37-year-old Stephen Glosser conspired to harass, intimidate, injure, or kill the woman who owned the house.((Credit: Bryan County Sheriff's Office)) Glosser and the victim allegedly met on a dating app but their relationship eventually went south, so they decided to block each other. That’s when Kinsey got involved. The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail her dog feces or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter. WTOC reported that Glosser found the victim’s home and built an explosive device along with Kinsey, using Tannerite. Tannerite is a brand of firearm target designed to explode when struck by a bullet. The two then used the device to blow up the woman’s house, police said. A witness told investigators they saw a black SUV leaving the scene, which was determined to be Kinsey’s car. Police served a search warrant on Kinsey and Glosser’s home and their phones. Authorities then found evidence of explosives and Glosser’s journal. The men have been indicted on a slew of charges, including: Unlawful possession of an explosive First-degree arson Stalking Use of an explosive to commit another felony offense Conspiracy to use an explosive to commit a felony Possession of an unregistered destructive device Prosecutors said the conspiracy charge carries a penalty of up to 20 years in prison, and using an explosive to commit a felony carries a penalty of 10 years in prison. Kinsey also faces additional weapons charges.
  5. Everyone has lost their fucking minds. It's a race to the bottom for who can be the most selfish dipship. Old, young, black, white, male, female, rich, poor, doesn't matter. The entire world has gone full idiot mode.
  6. To my knowledge, never been solved. I assume business partner or shady business got him kilt. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/kvue-crime-files/269-a9516db5-f2de-4085-87f2-b82dcc095049 PORT ARANSAS, Texas — In the summer of 2011, Austin businessman Christopher Tiensch told his family he was heading to the Texas coast to relax. He never came home. Four days later, his body washed up in Port Aransas with a bullet wound. Investigators found blood in his room at a Holiday Inn Express. The crime remains unsolved eight years later – one of the biggest mysteries in Port Aransas. Chris' wife met with investigators and told them about his ongoing legal fight with his employer. According to her statement to police, her husband had reported illegal business practices and received death threats. She also described a recent incident where "two people were observed trespassing inside their fenced property near their residence," the report said.
  7. While they are trying to solve this, maybe they can also solve how/why that Austin dad got shot in a hotel in Port A.
  8. And yet the dumb motherfuckers voted him into Congress. Half of this country is filled with certifiable idiots.
  9. SIAP. Asshat from Texas' 22nd Congressional District. These fucksticks cannot help themselves.
  10. So...the Great White flight to the suburbs?
  11. How long before this fucking idiot shoots someone? Why are these limp dick senile white dudes such fucking pussies? Guns and pussies.
  12. The Judge went off on this piece of shit. While delivering the defendant’s sentence, Judge Adam Michelini addressed Monahan directly. “Your first instinct was to lie about what happened, and you repeatedly lied in such a cold and calculating manner. And the jury saw right through your lies, and they rejected them. In killing Kaylin Gillis, you took away a friend, you took away a girlfriend, you took away a daughter, a granddaughter, and a sibling. You took away so much unrealized potential. Her potential to enrich other people’s lives and to contribute to our society,” said Michelini. Michelini said Monahan seemed remorseless. “It’s obvious to me that you feel justified. You don’t take any responsibility for the outcome of your actions. You just don’t get it. The first thing you do on the witness stand when you come up here and testify, is you made a joke to the jury about them finally being able to see your face,” said Michelini. “You senselessly took the life of Kaylin Gillis, and you have the gall to sit here and talk about how you plan to finish up the work on your house, and race motor-cross in the future? You don’t deserve that. What would make you think that you deserve those things? The judge also said Monahan could re-offend. “Any remorse you have isn’t from the harm you’ve caused, the only regret you have is that you’re finally facing the consequences for your actions. You murdered Kaylin Gillis. You shot at a car full of people, and you didn’t care what would happen. And you repeatedly lied about it. You deserve to spend the maximum amount of time in prison allowable under our law. And I don’t make this decision because it’s easy, I make it because it’s what’s deserved, I make it because it’s what’s just,” said Michelini.
  13. So whose fault is this? Nikki Haley, Taylor Swift, or the colluding techno billionaires?
  14. We are victims of our own idiocy. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/border-fentanyl-scanners-unused-congress-provided-no-money-rcna141432 Customs and Border Protection has spent millions on the most up-to-date high-tech scanners to spot fentanyl crossing the southern U.S. border, but many scanners are sitting in warehouses unused because Congress hasn’t appropriated funds to install them, acting CBP Commissioner Troy Miller told NBC News. More than 95% of fentanyl seized at the border, Miller said, is actually brought into the U.S. in personal vehicles. The new technology, known as Non-Intrusive Inspection, or NII, lets CBP X-ray a percentage of cars and trucks as they pass through the massive U-shaped screeners, which look something like car washes. Drivers don’t have to get out of their vehicles to be screened, which means traffic can keep flowing through border checkpoints with fewer interruptions. But some of the equipment that has been purchased hasn’t yet been put into use, because Congress hasn’t allocated the funding needed to install it. The money to install the screeners was in the supplemental funding request Republicans blocked. “We do have technology that’s in the warehouse that has been tested. But we need approximately $300 million [to] actually put the technology in the ground,” Miller said. “It’s extremely frustrating.”
  15. Think back to high school. Now think of all those dumb motherfuckers (stoners, dumb fucking jocks, dipshit bitches, etc) who struggled to make Cs and lower grades. They make up half of population. The majority of those dipshits are Republican voters. 2016 - 2024 United States is what happens when education fails, and those stupid people spread their idiocy via social media.
  16. We are due for a train robbery. Can't let San Antonio own the last robbery. https://www.tpr.org/arts-culture/2020-07-10/50-years-ago-there-was-a-great-little-train-robbery-in-san-antonio An iconic San Antonio attraction has a darkly quirky event attached to it for all times. It happened in Brackenridge Park, on that little train that 300,000 people, primarily parents and children, ride yearly. Tim Morrow is President and CEO of the San Antonio Zoo, which operates the train. "It's a historic miniature train that's been in Brackenridge Park since the 1950s," he said. "It's just a fun experience to be on the train, to hear the train horn going as you go through the park.” The train wends its way under the tree canopy of Brackenridge, over creeks and the rolling grassy hills of the Brackenridge Golf Course. One Saturday in July of 1970 though, the experience that families relish turned downright weird. "Fifty years ago, next weekend, two robbers stopped the train and began to rob the passengers of their goods — their checkbooks, their jewelry and their money," he said. Passengers first laughed, thinking it was an Old West re-enactment gag. But when one of the robbers put a gun to the head of a passenger, they figured out it wasn't a joke. "It was the first time a train robbery had happened in Texas in 47 years, so it had some historical significance to it," Morrow said. The robbers were soon apprehended and turned out to be Army soldiers stationed at Ft. Sam Houston. "It was a federal crime to rob a train, so those two gentlemen did their time," he said.
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