Everything posted by crash_davis
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
A random check stop in the middle of a freeway will probably do that.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Agreed. You can only get to 110%
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
[insert/ his old man's crying gif]
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
And we wonder why Texas home insurance premiums are so fucking high. Every Texan is subsidizing and enabling these fuckheads and their bought whore officials to make hundreds of millions. Socialize the losses, privatize the profits. That should be Texas state motto. But yes, let's keep voting for the same assholes because unisex restrooms are the most important issue of all. The allure of Houston is relative cheap housing. Well yea, it's fucking built on a flood plain.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
I have a friend who went to high school with her. He said she was really nice, but who the fuck wasn't nice in high school? Well, beside Erin, you cunt!
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Whitey Go Home!
Obvious question, if they can't protect her from some drunk jackass wanting to cop a feel, how the fuck are they supposed to protect her from the Cartels?
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Throwing millions at the homeless will only attract more homeless to come here. Some homeless dudes in Pennsylvania will hear about all the free money we're giving out and hop on the next Greyhound to Austin. Some church in Abilene will hear about all the free millions we are giving out and send more homeless to Austin. Shit is never ending.
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Miss Piggy getting her own flick
As a kid, I could not tolerate that voice and her incessant whining, with that same voice. She's the reason I never got into the Muppets. They want me to watch 2 hours of it?
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Netflix to produce Witcher series starring Henry Cavill
I have never read the books or played the game. Don't know shit about it other than the Netflix series. I was stoked at shit watching S1. S2, ok still good. S3, started losing interest. I'm 4 episodes into S4 and basically said fuck this bullshit. Stories and plots are weak as fuck. For 2 episodes I had no idea who the mysterious dude in black was then finally realized it was Emyr, or whatever his name is. So he wants to fuck his daughter to have super kids? Is that in the book? And the wizard who unexpectedly becomes this super wizard makes me go, huh? I'm out.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
So sanity ruled and Prop Q got shot the fuck down. Maybe this will start a trend of fiscal responsibility and stop the madness of bullshit bonds. One can dream, right?
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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada.
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Whitey Go Home!
Didn't want to start a new thread. If you can't grope the president, who can you grope? Video in the link. Man gropes Mexico president as she speaks with citizens on the streets Video shows man trying to kiss and embrace Claudia Sheinbaum, highlighting both security risk and harassment faced by Mexican women https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/05/man-gropes-mexico-president-claudia-sheinbaum Claudia Sheinbaum, the president of Mexico, has been groped by a man as she mingled with citizens on the streets of Mexico City, raising questions about the lack of presidential security and the level of sexual harassment faced by the country’s women. A video of the incident on Tuesday shows a visibly drunk man trying to kiss the president on the neck and embrace her from behind, as she removes his hands and turns to face him, before a government official steps in and places himself between them.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Absolutely right. The real video is of Trump sucking Putin's dick.
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Election Day 2025
Why the fuck yall don't Ana on ignore is beyond me? Dude is a fucking idiot and never misses a chance to show his ass.
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Texas Statewide Ballot Propositions, 2025
Anything to "reduce" taxes, even ones which have never existed. Performative bullshit.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
In their defense, if they are donating multiple millions every year, they rightfully want a say. NIL and the fierce need for money changed everything.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Keeping up with the Joneses takes a Tol on a person.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
We joke, but on occasions she would raise questions about fiscal responsibilities. I think she even sometimes voted against stupid shit spending. She was one of the very few who ever did.
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24 Hours in a Waffle House
https://apnews.com/article/dennys-investors-deal-private-company-f626f6b8c27f29f698a5c823ba855fc3 Denny’s to be acquired and taken private in a deal valued at $620 million This man is not amused.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
A follow up question is what ROI did we get for that $100M? What are the recurring costs for? Do we still need them? I get it that it's free government money but is the city obligated to any ROI analysis, or do they get to spend money on absolute shit and then beg for more money to maintain that absolute shit?
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Texas Statewide Ballot Propositions, 2025
I voted NO to every Prop but 2. Won't matter. Every Prop except Prop Q will pass.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
I cannot wait until Trump honors this death. I'm sure it will be dignified and respectful.
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Non-political tariffs thread
America First, Bitches. We are swimming in all the manufacturing plants that have moved here!!!!!!
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Fuck your $1T pay package. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/04/norway-sovereign-wealth-fund-rejects-elon-musks-1-trillion-pay-deal.html Norway’s mega wealth fund to reject Elon Musk’s $1 trillion Tesla pay package
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
3500 sq ft house is just a giant waste of money and time in terms of heating/cooling, furniture just to fill empty of life unused rooms, and cleaning. I guess if you are a fat ass who never leaves your house, maybe a 3500 sq ft house makes you feel better about yourself. I'd rather have a 17-1800 3 bed 2 bath house at 6000 ft in the foothills of Colorado than have a 10,000 sq ft house in whichever shitty Texas town not named Austin. When you live somewhere with amazing weather and a shitton of free shit to do, your urge for stupid materialistic shit goes away. I don't need that $80k truck with a 8 year payment and a 3,500 sq ft house filled with shit I'm never going to use to compensate for how miserable my life is.