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  1. BA Tatsuya Imai, RHP BA Grade: 60 | Risk: Low | Adjusted: 60 Born: May 9, 1998 | B-T: R-R | HT: 5-11 | WT: 154 Track Record: After winning the 2016 Summer Koshien tournament with Sakushin Gakuin, Imai made the jump directly from high school to Japanese professional baseball. He was drafted by the Seibu Lions with their first pick and spent his debut season with their Eastern League affiliate, the equivalent of Japan’s minor leagues. He broke in with Seibu’s first team in 2018 and saw mixed results over his first three seasons. He established himself as one of the top pitchers in the NPB in 2021, earning his first all-star nod. Imai was an all-star twice more in 2024 and 2025 and finished in the top 10 among starters in ERA each of his final two seasons with Seibu. Imai helped combine for a Lions no-hitter on April 18, 2025, throwing the first eight innings. On Nov. 18, 2025, Seibu posted Imai to MLB teams. Scouting Report: Imai is an undersized righthander who’s explosive and mobile on the mound. His low three-quarters slot borders on sidearm and creates a unique approach angle to the plate that creates deception and keeps hitters off balance. Imai throws four pitches, but his primary mix consists of a four-seam fastball, slider and splitter. His four-seamer sits at 95-97 and touches 98-99 at peak with a flat plane of approach and heavy armside run. The fastball is particularly effective when located in the upper third and has been adept at generating swings and misses. Imai’s slider is his best pitch and his primary swing-and-miss weapon. It has a gyro shape, sits 85-87 and touches 88-89 with late downshift that creates unique armside movement. The combination of Imai’s low arm slot, above-average velocity and late armside break make his slider a unique offering. The splitter is Imai’s third pitch, and it features good vertical separation off his fastball and heavy armside run to work as a swing-and-miss pitch in opposite-handed matchups. Imai threw a curveball around 2% of the time in 2025, and it featured spin rates in the 2500-2600 rpm range along with around 8-9 inches of sweep. There’s a real possibility a team adds a sweeper to his arsenal. Imai struggled to throw strikes early in his career, but he has seen consistent gains in that department in each of the last four seasons. He now projects for average control. The Future: Imai is a ready-made No. 3 MLB starter who should make an impact immediately. Scouting Grades: FB: 55 | CB: 40 | SL: 60 | CH: 55 | CTL: 50
  2. Cheez It bath! I woke up this morning dreaming we would end up 2025 as Cheez It champions... Dreams can come true
  3. On fourth down? Worth every fucking penny
  4. Just lets him turn it over again
  5. Other than 3 INTs, showing a lack of situational awareness, dogshit throws like that...good day for Underwood
  6. Why didn't Underwood get the first down? He seems like he sucks
  7. Get in a fight on other sideline Smart And Cheeeeeez
  8. That's how you become Cheez It Bowl MVP
  9. Dogshit refs for a dogshit bowl
  10. Our Cheeziest hopes and dreams are there for the taking. Let's win this thing!
  11. Is the trophy filled with CheeeeezIts? Asking for a friend
  12. But what about Cheeezzz Its?
  13. I predict the big winner is going to be the people of America who learn about the great product that Cheeeeezit offers!
  14. Missouri did some stupid shit for they s'posed to be secsecsec Down 6, decides to go slow. Ok, whatever. On third and 6ish, runs and has 4th and 2. Can run it down to the two minute warning. RB comes out and is standing on the sideline. Instead of pretending to line up and trying to get UVA offsides while letting the clock run to 2:00, Missouruh actually snaps the ball. Dumbass QB gets pushed out short, ball is in the right arm instead of reaching out with the left hand. Dumbass coach wanders around with his arms up like he can't believe the injustice. It wasn't even close.
  15. Imma, just wondering who insures your house. I'm thinking of shorting the stock.
  16. The aggycoaster is just amazing. So reliable
  17. I don't want him back at all, but some of you are being too negative about him. Just like I'll always be fond of Joe Musgrove or Chazz or Mancini, I'll always appreciate that no one wanted Framber, and he ended up becoming an ace who was great in the 2022 World Series. The Astros kicked me in the nuts for decades. I will look back at this Golden Era and appreciate all the people who made it possible. Except Mike Fiers, who is a complete piece of shit.
  18. Well, I assume he is being brought in to fix OL and call plays on offense. Or maybe Sark thinks we're fucking idiots.
  19. Just keep calm,maybe it's VS2.
  20. You insensitive assholes are forgetting what really matters--Michigan may have a competent coach by the time we play them in 2027. Assholes.
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