Everything posted by Hefeweizen
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
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2023 Fatass Thread of Dominance
Wrap on 23. Down to 250, really didn’t lose anything in December, due to eating bad shit. But on the other hand, I’ve increased my bench press weight to 210 for regular sets, and for the first time since I was rowing I can do pull ups again. 24 will be focusing on strength, flexibility, and endurance. let’s do this in a new thread. Thanks to everyone who posts here, a lot to inspire change.
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My son wants to be a boss, what degree should he look into?
Username checks out.
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Colonoscopy
Going to enjoy it again in seven years…
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
That looks comically bad. Like made from plywood and tin.
- 2023 Peach Bowl - Ole Miss vs. Penn State
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Markets still falling like whoa
So hang on, it’s not the evil corporations but the money managers who own stock that’s the problem now? So confusing…
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Doing my part this year. Read 80 books, more than double previous years, eliminated xitter browsing, cancelled Netflix, and am about to cancel Apple premium for cost cutting. Trying to limit screen time to the bare minimum, and increase hobby time along with being outside. It may mean a little less surliness for me.
- 2023 Orange Bowl - Florida State vs. Georgia
- 2023 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Missouri
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Why won't Nikki Haley be the first female POTUS?
Plus he’s fat. But in a funny way.
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Texas liquor laws
Not going to lie, it was liberating walking into Lucky on a Sunday morning to buy some beer. Now it’s nothing special. Also, you can buy hard liquor anywhere, which is kind of cool. Texas liquor laws are just stupid.
- The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite
- The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Well Konichiwa there.
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Merry Christmas, you Surly assholes
I’m rocking a pretty good buzz, got one kid home from college, everyone happy, and Texas sports is kicking ass. This was a good year and an awesome Christmas. Hook ‘em from the left coast of California.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Holy fucking grammatical murder.
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Florida State can fuck off
These colleges all seem like a bunch of numbnuts at contracts. Unbelievable that UT and OU are the ones who have their shit together. I don’t think we’re far from a super league at this point.
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Joe Biden 2023: The Dark Brandon Rises
That’s solid. Fucking pot is a stupid drug to be scheduled when alcohol isn’t. I have no interest and it stinks but every state where it’s legal hasn’t really seen a significant downside to it. Other than the illegal shit is frequently cheaper.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Why does that Russian car look like it just got the angry dolphin?