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mr. sunshine

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  1. I'm actually their special teams coach and I've been instructed by Coach Freeze to punt on third down in the opposite direction. Keep this under your hats, surly
  2. badmotherfuckerwallet.gif
  3. He reminds me of the Big 12 commissioner. They should go ahead and fuck each other in the ass already and get it over with
  4. Can you imagine him not getting too drunk on the way, jumping the curb driving his team in a yellow dog school bus to that game and slamming into a picnic table full of nuns and orphans? Neither can I
  5. Whenever this commercial comes on I get the urge to play dominoes
  6. He does insist upon himself
  7. Billionaires chopping it up. Slightly less interesting than your regular bowel movement
  8. I thought he was a highlight of the last spring game which at this point will be the last spring game
  9. When and if it happens it will be second only to King Joffrey getting his. Or maybe third behind Ramsey Bolton
  10. Tired of this "win or go home" shit in game 7s. If you're the home team and lose you're already home. Buncha morons
  11. Errybody's head is cut off. There was a band that used to do this when fans would approach them and want one of them to take a group pic with the rest of the band. Foo Fighters?
  12. I just remembered where I parked my bike
  13. It looks like someone could smoke that necklace if they're in a bind
  14. They're rerunning it from the beginning on HBO Signature. After the beating the last few seasons were I had forgotten the excellence of the first few seasons plus some of the shit that went down and the order it went down in. In my defense I smoked a lot more weed back then
  15. Tech was gracious enough to give me a JD. Unfortunately if Jesus ever went to Lubbock there'd have been plenty of loaves but no fish
  16. I fished Buffalo Springs Lake once when I was in law school there. West Texas fishing. Talk about a waste of fucking time
  17. Meh like a lot of God's children he's a huge fuck up. He hasn't hurt me or mine just himself and his family. They probably still give at least a couple of fucks about him
  18. Just The Tip Honey. Our old bowling team name. We had to use it because there was already a team called the Bowl Movements
  19. Probably late to the table but "Defending My Life" the '23 Rob Reiner documentary about Albert Brooks is on Max. Fucking allsome
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