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mr. sunshine

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  1. To eat each other out apparently. That's handy
  2. Amazing that he still draws a paycheck from any company except Dollar General. I'll bet that Miles Davis album cover actually contains the Best of Tickle Me Elmo
  3. Yeah I saw it Sunday and noticed it and half of the movies in the previews were described as "body horror." Had to google that shit but then again I'm fairly old
  4. sonobello. No lady your waist isn't and has probably never been "tiny." You're only slightly less disgusting than before you had to pay someone to suck the fat out of you
  5. He's probably drunk. Unless he's driving. In that case he's really, really drunk
  6. This is why I think she tops the list of any Sopranos bad guys
  7. My dad used to fish Lake Toledo Bend with his old fart buddies back in the 90s. I'd get a regular invite but if there was something more entertaining to do I'd pass, which was pretty much every time. I regret it now. Not only for not spending more time fishing with the old man but I later learned Dime, Vinnie and Rex used to fish Toledo Bend when they had some time off. Would have been a trip to meet them out there catching bass and white perch
  8. The ghost of Keith Whitley says hold my liquor store promo sized bottle of whiskey
  9. The internet has now achieved its highest potential. Shut her down
  10. Not yet but the coroner doesn't favor bras and has a fantastic pair of nipples
  11. Michael Keaton as Batman. Come on kids try and keep up
  12. Murder mystery/comedy series set in Key West, Miami and the Bahamas on AppleTV starring Vince Vaughn. Two episodes in. So far so good
  13. Since they got left out it's a good thing they didn't get their shit pushed in in their bowl game. Wait wut
  14. Just saw it. Kicks so much ass. Just consider Alien, Aliens and this one a trilogy and forget all that other crap
  15. Thanks for the list but please cut to the chase. I didn't know math would be involved
  16. I can remember when every single pro sports coach was old enough to be my grandpa. Now I'm old enough to be a grandpa to most of them. Except Andy Reid. You old fat fuck
  17. I was in a certain service organization in the 80s that blared "Johnny 99" over a loudspeaker for 12 hours straight during the hazing ritual. Never been waterboarded but I'd invite the comparison
  18. ancestry.com So you're a really good beach volleyball player. So was your mom. But you've got to submit your DNA and pay to find out why you're a really good beach volleyball player
  19. Looks good. It's official. Willem Dafoe is in everything now
  20. Please ask your Titans to return Houston's name and colors. I'm almost sure Houston can afford to cough up a reasonable fee. Also ask your Titans to quit being a bitch about it. Thanks
  21. Trans? So Byron Murphy digs Trans Ams. Pimp
  22. "Friends" in Safelite commercials get waaaaaaaay too excited about windshield replacement
  23. Now I'm craving green bean casserole for breakfast
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