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mr. sunshine

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  1. When they're about to take the final and Ken announces he's going to the bathroom and Val Kilmer says something like "That's not going to do much for your confidence, Ken." I use that one all the time when opposing counsel has to take a leak before the hearing
  2. In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night. Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling
  3. Michael Douglas doin' work. 2nd best Franklin ever. 1st is this guy. 3rd is the historical reenactor that Jim hired for a bachelorette party on the Office to fuck with the bachelorette party. Unfortunately the original Ben Franklin is a distant 4th
  4. ESPN broadcasts 24/7 when you could cover real sports news in about 30 minutes or an hour if it was big day. Gotta make some shit up to fill those other 23 - 23 1/2 hours
  5. A buddy of mine calls their colors vaginal blood fart and white
  6. If LSU is more of a rival to them than us why don't they refer to them as usl?
  7. You people are doing the Lord's work. Keep it up
  8. Close but I understand Goodell once ate a granola bar but as we all know Elko subsists on Vienna sausages, hogs head cheese and white bread
  9. In his defense he was a pioneer in the field of living in your grandma's basement
  10. I'd take Byron Murphy II and he'd kill the other team in the first quarter and that's a forfeit right?
  11. No he was coached by Lincoln Riley. Hey wait you're absolutely correct
  12. I personally miss Goodell getting booed. Can't some decent American at least throw a Coke on that SOB?
  13. So I take it you're skeptical about the term "scholar athlete"? What was the SEC school whose library burned down years ago and a rival coach suggested they ought to buy new coloring books? LSU?
  14. Also his secretary/assistant has at least a couple of huge interesting things in her sweaters but unfortunateIy I can't quite put my fingers on them. If she can't get laid in Serbia there's a word for Serbian dudes but I won't repeat it here
  15. Y'all laugh but I thought she was really outstanding in Alien and its sequels
  16. I thought Trey Owens was the best quarterback on the field last Saturday but that's probably already been discussed
  17. Did she say "free Palestine"? As in that completely made up "nation." I'll see myself to the Cloak Room now as painful as that will be
  18. There's only 2
  19. I'd like to post a picture of that fantastic redheaded chick with what must be delicious tits at a basketball game v Kansas years ago but Google couldn't find it for me. Somebody help me out here
  20. Tide Fabric Rinse lady on the left has a fantastic rack. Lady on the right not so much. Tried to get a picture but my left hand was occupied
  21. Solid list but I gotta respectfully disagree about Deboer, Norvell and Gundy but what the fuck do I know
  22. Not exactly. Posted about this on another thread because I got the confused between Apple TV and Max. Farrell's an outstanding actor but I buy into his roles more when he embraces his inner pussy hound instead of stuff like the Penguin, etc.
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