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mr. sunshine

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  1. Late to the party. Has anybody posted the Don Draper "I don't think about you at all" gif because fuck Tennessee
  2. Did you hear they had to close their library?
  3. If anybody could be the head football coach here and also take over basketball responsibilities it's got to be Sark
  4. JRSWYDT* *Jon Rothstein saw what you did there
  5. Lady friend and I caught the matinee at the Alamo on South Lamar today. Lots of interesting ideas but not fully baked or tied together too well. Not a fan of cannibalism, self mutilation and/or suicide. This movie is somewhere between "hey I can at least say I saw it", the car wreck nobody can look away from and an almost three hour beating
  6. I've openly questioned the man's boot choices before but he's not ashamed to hang one in aggy's or apparently anybody else's ass
  7. Hey if it makes sense to your tin foil hat it ain't a lie
  8. Well you see there's checkers and 3D chess. Keep enjoying checkers, aggy boy
  9. Also vigorously would Casey Wilson
  10. Very much this but nobody would kick her out of bed for eating saltines nowadays, assuming you could get her to eat one
  11. The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness
  12. Saw it last night and surprised that there search function didn't turn up a thread. June Squibb, Richard Roundtree, Parker Posey and Malcom McDowell are sheer greatness and the kid who plays her grandson is pretty good too. Google it if you're not familiar with the premise or better yet just go see it
  13. or he could pull a Celtics and go hang out in Miami for a few days
  14. If Irish beat the Aggies, they'll emerge as a top playoff contender, thanks in part to a favorable schedule that some SEC teams would envy Crap called and said Noter Dame's schedule is stinky and offensive
  15. When they're about to take the final and Ken announces he's going to the bathroom and Val Kilmer says something like "That's not going to do much for your confidence, Ken." I use that one all the time when opposing counsel has to take a leak before the hearing
  16. In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night. Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling
  17. Michael Douglas doin' work. 2nd best Franklin ever. 1st is this guy. 3rd is the historical reenactor that Jim hired for a bachelorette party on the Office to fuck with the bachelorette party. Unfortunately the original Ben Franklin is a distant 4th
  18. ESPN broadcasts 24/7 when you could cover real sports news in about 30 minutes or an hour if it was big day. Gotta make some shit up to fill those other 23 - 23 1/2 hours
  19. A buddy of mine calls their colors vaginal blood fart and white
  20. If LSU is more of a rival to them than us why don't they refer to them as usl?
  21. You people are doing the Lord's work. Keep it up
  22. Close but I understand Goodell once ate a granola bar but as we all know Elko subsists on Vienna sausages, hogs head cheese and white bread
  23. In his defense he was a pioneer in the field of living in your grandma's basement
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