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mr. sunshine

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  1. Steel Shank making his own wiener sandwich must mean Bunco night for Mrs. Steel Shank
  2. I’m glad Photo Tech was pre-digital
  3. Alright. Cut the shit okay? You were 17 years old. If a cactus touched your penis you would have been thrilled
  4. Shiv’s titty and booty show. Gotdamn
  5. The pioneer of jukers. Aunt Esther should have tackled his ass
  6. If I had to come up with a fake last name on the spot I’d probably come up with something really stupid. Like Clinkenbeard
  7. Honestly I checked out after Oklahoma State so please regale me with tales of his quarterback heroics
  8. Congratulations for losing by 35 to a fucking wet paper sack
  9. Cam Rising, Van Fillinger, et al making plays. Good thing we ran the riff raff off
  10. If that even qualifies as a pun the Universal Board of Puns just voted it the Shittiest Pun Ever in the This is So Weak is It Even Pun? category at their annual Pun-Off
  11. I just saw this commercial again for perhaps the millionth time at this rate. I’m an old but even I understand in this day and age some folks don’t fit into our preconceived notions about sexual identification, etc. But little sheep boy very much appears to be a little sheep boy
  12. Thanks, Mr. McBuzzkiller
  13. Since Dr. Strangelove hasn’t been brought up yet I guess I don’t understand the thread. Too old?
  14. It’s like they’re both slightly pissed over wearing the same sheep outfit and the little guy is even about to kick the bigger one’s ass over it but suddenly remembers Taco Bell has a special on cheesy gut bomb burritos
  15. Does Hallmark do the serial killer thing? I think some of y’all confusing it with Lifetime Movie Network. Once saw two pregnant women have a knife fight on there. Ouch
  16. Thank you Hallmark Channel algorithm
  17. You can’t spell Plonsky without Nop(e)
  18. I don’t know if this is the right thread for it but Hayes Carll he good
  19. *out of the kitchen. Unless it’s some weird situation like the rest of the house is on fire but it’s momentarily a little cooler in the kitchen
  20. This fucking guy
  21. Thanks. I just simoned my garfunkel
  22. If he cried about a loss he’d have succumbed to dehydration by now
  23. Also his lady friend next to him on the couch is pretty hot and pretends to be interested in his ranting but that dork just wants to play with the remote
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