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mr. sunshine

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  1. I don’t think just slapping on a little Hai Karate would do it justice. For Ms. Leon I’d consider a bull elk gland transplant
  2. Good. Since I’m drinking all this alcohol I’d like to put it toward something
  3. Before these commercials I didn’t know middle aged losers who wear eye shadow and stupid hats were anyone’s target demographic to shill cologne to. Finally there’s a scent for me
  4. If some milk, tea, whiskey or other liquid gets spilled on the table and it’s flowing towards your iPad the only way to save it is a Bounty paper towel. Because just picking up and moving the iPad until you can find something to wipe up the spill is apparently not a fucking option
  5. Hey I like square toes. Not everyone is born with the the feet of a girl/young lady
  6. Yeah it’s weird as fuck. Also fuck facebook. In the face
  7. Oregon hiring Kelly just seems so aggy and Jimbo
  8. At this point I think most surlies bang holograms
  9. Joke’s on you, TTUDad2012. We imploded years ago
  10. Very nice. Personally I get my eggs over easy so I can mix the yolk in with everything else but ain’t nitpicking
  11. After over a decade of wandering the desert yeah I’m sure yours are like beach balls
  12. I tried to fuck to The Fireman once (no homo) but gotdamn that upbeat tempo. Plus the fiddle solo. Couldn’t keep up
  13. Still would pound with the ferocity of Thor’s angry hammer
  14. Yeah I don’t see the defense backs, linebackers, etc. just itching to light his ass up for a check swing either. Maybe the catcher make an unkind remark
  15. Well he is the landed aristocracy. A veritable country gentleman if you will
  16. Steel Shank making his own wiener sandwich must mean Bunco night for Mrs. Steel Shank
  17. I’m glad Photo Tech was pre-digital
  18. Alright. Cut the shit okay? You were 17 years old. If a cactus touched your penis you would have been thrilled
  19. Shiv’s titty and booty show. Gotdamn
  20. The pioneer of jukers. Aunt Esther should have tackled his ass
  21. If I had to come up with a fake last name on the spot I’d probably come up with something really stupid. Like Clinkenbeard
  22. Honestly I checked out after Oklahoma State so please regale me with tales of his quarterback heroics
  23. Congratulations for losing by 35 to a fucking wet paper sack
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