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mr. sunshine

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  1. Joke’s on you, TTUDad2012. We imploded years ago
  2. Very nice. Personally I get my eggs over easy so I can mix the yolk in with everything else but ain’t nitpicking
  3. After over a decade of wandering the desert yeah I’m sure yours are like beach balls
  4. I tried to fuck to The Fireman once (no homo) but gotdamn that upbeat tempo. Plus the fiddle solo. Couldn’t keep up
  5. Still would pound with the ferocity of Thor’s angry hammer
  6. Yeah I don’t see the defense backs, linebackers, etc. just itching to light his ass up for a check swing either. Maybe the catcher make an unkind remark
  7. Well he is the landed aristocracy. A veritable country gentleman if you will
  8. Steel Shank making his own wiener sandwich must mean Bunco night for Mrs. Steel Shank
  9. I’m glad Photo Tech was pre-digital
  10. Alright. Cut the shit okay? You were 17 years old. If a cactus touched your penis you would have been thrilled
  11. Shiv’s titty and booty show. Gotdamn
  12. The pioneer of jukers. Aunt Esther should have tackled his ass
  13. If I had to come up with a fake last name on the spot I’d probably come up with something really stupid. Like Clinkenbeard
  14. Honestly I checked out after Oklahoma State so please regale me with tales of his quarterback heroics
  15. Congratulations for losing by 35 to a fucking wet paper sack
  16. Cam Rising, Van Fillinger, et al making plays. Good thing we ran the riff raff off
  17. If that even qualifies as a pun the Universal Board of Puns just voted it the Shittiest Pun Ever in the This is So Weak is It Even Pun? category at their annual Pun-Off
  18. I just saw this commercial again for perhaps the millionth time at this rate. I’m an old but even I understand in this day and age some folks don’t fit into our preconceived notions about sexual identification, etc. But little sheep boy very much appears to be a little sheep boy
  19. Thanks, Mr. McBuzzkiller
  20. Since Dr. Strangelove hasn’t been brought up yet I guess I don’t understand the thread. Too old?
  21. It’s like they’re both slightly pissed over wearing the same sheep outfit and the little guy is even about to kick the bigger one’s ass over it but suddenly remembers Taco Bell has a special on cheesy gut bomb burritos
  22. Does Hallmark do the serial killer thing? I think some of y’all confusing it with Lifetime Movie Network. Once saw two pregnant women have a knife fight on there. Ouch
  23. Thank you Hallmark Channel algorithm
  24. You can’t spell Plonsky without Nop(e)
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