Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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The Andy Griffith Show
My cousin Brad was an ace pitcher in high school so he sat out the fall sports. When we were at football practice he was home after school watching episodes of Kung Fu when it was in syndication. The next day he’d summarize/act out the episode from the day before. What I’m saying is cousin Brad would be very proud of your work here
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
You sound like someone destined for an offensive analyst/special projects slot with the Bears
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Tell me about Nebraska
Just the way he looks should be a warning sign. He’s the villain in every 80s movie all rolled into one
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Tell me about Nebraska
I don’t think he was talking about playing Ohio State. I think he was talking about kicking your ass personally. Hey I understand the urge
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Then there’s the expression “tit for tat.” What’s tat and where can I trade it for the other?
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
I grew up working in our family owned tire store. When I was little I thought they stunk until my father pointed out they smell like money
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
I am. Need something to set my Cold-Brew Barista on
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Ted Lasso (Apple+)
I thought had a cogent point in there somewhere but after some sobering up alas no
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Ted Lasso (Apple+)
Actually after a couple of pages of discussion of this episode, which I originally didn’t like, but after reading the comments it will undoubtedly be encapsuled in the TV hall of fame as the bestest episode of anything ever, I understand that Old Yeller probably enjoyed sweet, sweet relief
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Ted Lasso (Apple+)
Look I think the most recent episode was lacking but I also cried when Old Yeller died. Everybody happy?
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White Lotus - HBO
Well there is some corroborating evidence in the suitcase
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How excited are you about the SEC move?
Having to travel usually eliminates the riff raff. But then again there’s aggy
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
- Movies And Their Move to Television. Or Not.
I don’t know if this belongs here but Kevin Kline, Tracey Ullman, River Phoenix, Joan Plowright, William Hurt and Keanu in I Love You to Death and when is that MFer ever on?- RIP Fezzie
RIP. Fez in meltdown mode was always prime radio. His impersonation of LeBron James’ mom almost made me wreck one day- The movie you just watched
Agnes of God. A nun has a baby then kills it but doesn’t even know where babies come from. Jane Fonda counsels her while continuously lighting one cigarette off another- Ted Lasso (Apple+)
But not particularly funny. The various Christmas traditions seemed forced and highlighted that the supporting cast aren’t very good actors without a decent script. The emergency case of halitosis and door to door search for a dentist was stupid.- Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
I was all in on Sark but good friends with Herbstreit? I’m going to assume Satan, Tim Brando and Hitler’s ghost already have too many friends- Your Favorite Cop Comedy
Come on. Waingro getting shot was hilarious- 2019 WR Jake Smith
This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person- $9.95 worth every penny
On a related note a couple of field side port-a-potties were burnt to the ground- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
This one’s been around awhile but the prissy guy who thinks he’s being clever by having a nonalcoholic Heineken with his stupid lunch so he parades it around by boss’s office. But the boss is being interviewed on camera (!!!) so he’s exposed for the prissy, stupid, nonalcoholic Heineken drinker that he is- Tell Me About Baylor
Also the reason Texans can take their dirty gambling and weed money and spend it in other states- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
From watching the White Lotus I understand the upside to this is potentially sexing up a high school girl with a massive rack and the downside is sticking your face between another man's ass cheeks. So experiences may vary and all that- Site improvements
I just now discovered sweet sweet dark mode and yes I'm old and yes I'll fight every last one of you - Movies And Their Move to Television. Or Not.
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