Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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Waltzing with Brando - Billy Zane as Marlon Brando (2025)
Well news for you wiseguy maybe Mr. Billy Zane never particularly cared for you either. Maybe it was all the drunkeness, offensive touching and all that fucking patchouli oil. P.S. - Kiss my ass. I can play Brando. What can you do? Respectfully, Mr. Billy Zane
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Week 10, 2024 - Texas Vs. Florida
Even through the early 80s for some reason most football coaches thought of water as either bad for you or as a reward. You'd sweat out whatever fluids you had in your system in the first half of practice and none of us were particularly big on hydration back then. Then you'd get to suck lukewarm water through a garden hose and PVC pipe contraption designed and built by a group of PE majors for maybe 5 seconds if you had a good first half of practice. Then there was the second half
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Guilty of being an old but I don't get anything about this commercial besides the gambling aspect, naturally. WTF is a Joe Budden? A Druski? A Micah Bijon? A Suga Sean? What's the deal with rubbing your fingers together? Is that a thing? Also swimming fully clothed. Another thing?
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.28 - 11:30 LHN
I'm holding you to this. Seriously. I'll show up on your doorstep
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Shrinking (Apple TV)
Started this one up based on this thread. Digging it thus far. Liz's plastic surgeonized face is fairly distracting tho
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Cole Cubelic? It's like his parents thought having a stupid last name wasn't enough so they doubled down
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Tell me about Nebraska
Not the biggest Nebraska fan in the world but if they're beating Ohio State they're doing the Lord's work
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Criticize your favorite movies
Also every enlisted man except Bill Murray gets a crew cut.
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Criticize your favorite movies
From the Godfather Saga. I think it helps tie the story together
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Hair Metal
From the same album. I think this is the direction they wanted to go but the record company insisted on Cherry Pie. Don't know if they got clearance from Harriet Beecher Stowe's estate though
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It’s Friday, assholes. What the fuck happened to the Surly I used to know?
From Bastrop... TEXAS!!!
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Criticize your favorite movies
Unlike the book neither the Godfather or II mentions anything about the vaginal reconstruction/tightening surgery that Sonny's mistress had to endure after he and his huge hog were murdered
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Move furniture or move dat ass? Context
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Tide commercial in which mom questions junior's choice of futbol practice uniform, which is all white. I'm no futbol expert but it seems like the coach decides the color of the stuff you practice in. Also this family seems to be American until they start pronouncing "slide tackle" as "slide tockle"
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The Penguin. HBO
Hey man you haven't seen him in that yellow dress. Yet
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
They'll both be knocking his weak ass shit down on the professional level in a couple of seasons. So rock on Baker this sounds like a sound strategy
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Each Generation’s High School Movie
Dazed and Confused. I was in junior high in '76 so could definitely identify with the hazing victims. Also this one if not mentioned already
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Take your measured response and fancy mathematics and GTFO. Respectfully, surly
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DISCLAIMER* - Apple TV+ Series, Oct 11, Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Written/Directed by Alfonso Cuarón
Love Kevin Kline in, among other things I Love You to Death, which is way underrated. 1990 Best Picture - Driving Miss Daisy - nope. Best Actor - Daniel Day Lewis in My Left Foot - no arguing that one. That's one, arguably two, Oscars that should be on the Kline pile of win
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Unpopular movie opinions
I used to watch the CBS Evening News with my father every week day when I was a kid. It was anchored by some fellow named Cronkite back then. Followed the war in Vietnam, Manson, Watergate, etc. Anywho I still remember the first TV ad for Star Wars and him declaring it "a bunch of crap." But I also remember him saying AC/DC were a bunch of homos just based on the cover of Highway to Hell so it's not like he was clairvoyant or anything
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Unpopular movie opinions
Was going to post on this subject but you covered it very adequately
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Coach Brown this is self awareness. Self awareness, Coach Brown. The two of you have obviously never met
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Who decided that a TD should be called a "Tuddy"?
A win became a w which became a dub. Win has just as many syllables as dub so this isn't a time saving device
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John Williams documentary on Disney+
Right up there with
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Earl Weaver?