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mr. sunshine

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  1. Well news for you wiseguy maybe Mr. Billy Zane never particularly cared for you either. Maybe it was all the drunkeness, offensive touching and all that fucking patchouli oil. P.S. - Kiss my ass. I can play Brando. What can you do? Respectfully, Mr. Billy Zane
  2. Even through the early 80s for some reason most football coaches thought of water as either bad for you or as a reward. You'd sweat out whatever fluids you had in your system in the first half of practice and none of us were particularly big on hydration back then. Then you'd get to suck lukewarm water through a garden hose and PVC pipe contraption designed and built by a group of PE majors for maybe 5 seconds if you had a good first half of practice. Then there was the second half
  3. Guilty of being an old but I don't get anything about this commercial besides the gambling aspect, naturally. WTF is a Joe Budden? A Druski? A Micah Bijon? A Suga Sean? What's the deal with rubbing your fingers together? Is that a thing? Also swimming fully clothed. Another thing?
  4. I'm holding you to this. Seriously. I'll show up on your doorstep
  5. Started this one up based on this thread. Digging it thus far. Liz's plastic surgeonized face is fairly distracting tho
  6. Cole Cubelic? It's like his parents thought having a stupid last name wasn't enough so they doubled down
  7. Not the biggest Nebraska fan in the world but if they're beating Ohio State they're doing the Lord's work
  8. Also every enlisted man except Bill Murray gets a crew cut.
  9. From the Godfather Saga. I think it helps tie the story together
  10. mr. sunshine replied to cabowabo's topic in Music
    From the same album. I think this is the direction they wanted to go but the record company insisted on Cherry Pie. Don't know if they got clearance from Harriet Beecher Stowe's estate though
  11. Unlike the book neither the Godfather or II mentions anything about the vaginal reconstruction/tightening surgery that Sonny's mistress had to endure after he and his huge hog were murdered
  12. Move furniture or move dat ass? Context
  13. Tide commercial in which mom questions junior's choice of futbol practice uniform, which is all white. I'm no futbol expert but it seems like the coach decides the color of the stuff you practice in. Also this family seems to be American until they start pronouncing "slide tackle" as "slide tockle"
  14. Hey man you haven't seen him in that yellow dress. Yet
  15. They'll both be knocking his weak ass shit down on the professional level in a couple of seasons. So rock on Baker this sounds like a sound strategy
  16. Dazed and Confused. I was in junior high in '76 so could definitely identify with the hazing victims. Also this one if not mentioned already
  17. Take your measured response and fancy mathematics and GTFO. Respectfully, surly
  18. Love Kevin Kline in, among other things I Love You to Death, which is way underrated. 1990 Best Picture - Driving Miss Daisy - nope. Best Actor - Daniel Day Lewis in My Left Foot - no arguing that one. That's one, arguably two, Oscars that should be on the Kline pile of win
  19. I used to watch the CBS Evening News with my father every week day when I was a kid. It was anchored by some fellow named Cronkite back then. Followed the war in Vietnam, Manson, Watergate, etc. Anywho I still remember the first TV ad for Star Wars and him declaring it "a bunch of crap." But I also remember him saying AC/DC were a bunch of homos just based on the cover of Highway to Hell so it's not like he was clairvoyant or anything
  20. Was going to post on this subject but you covered it very adequately
  21. Coach Brown this is self awareness. Self awareness, Coach Brown. The two of you have obviously never met
  22. A win became a w which became a dub. Win has just as many syllables as dub so this isn't a time saving device
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