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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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Everything posted by GlenFromTheMailRoom

  1. I really wish you’d do the same thing your mom did and overdose on meth. It would save the rest of us a lot of extra seconds of having to read your retarded and unfunny attempts at being a thread troll.
  2. Camp talk is stupid. It’s what he does on campus they do on campus that truly matters. Rojo is the perfect Herman qb and will win a title at Texas. If I’m wrong, I’ll sleep with @South Austin‘s mom.
  3. Bitch, the only thing the aggy offense is lighting on fire is the dumpster.
  4. Oddly enough, Jimbo’s plodding, shitty offense might hide some of their deficiencies. Can’t tell how bad they are when it’s three and out every drive - and they’re trying to figure who’s fault it is.
  5. “Chromosome missing, homoerotic masterclass”
  6. The station will be even more lit with Karen there.
  7. Taking Mrs.'s FromTheMailRoom to Bermuda in the early part of next year and I've never been before. Is Bermuda the type of place you go all inclusive or do you just stay at a nice hotel and eat around town? What activities and activity companies are worth a damn there?
  8. Daimarqua Foster An early contender for the all name team.
  9. If anything it sounds like the GF could turn this on the son. He seems to be the idiot doing all the talking.
  10. Obvious .gif opportunity.
  11. Daddy98 sure talks a big game for being a farmers agent. https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek
  12. He's keeping his subscriber base so tied in to aggy recruiting, that the subscribers are starting to inform him of news. Best. In. The. Business. @6FigsHandler This is only slightly embarrassing.
  13. The next time I’m out on the town I owe you beers. Bring your giant mom.
  14. There’s a “your mom” joke somewhere in there but I’ve been drinking ALL day sooo... Your mom is a nice lady but a giant whore.
  15. For the love of fucking Christ, take the Beck talk to the football board.
  16. She’s probably flicking the bean hardcore about all the ill-gotten attention she’s getting. Once a twat, always a twat.
  17. Well they’re a town full of fucking idiots, so that should help answer your question.
  18. EJ can be insufferable at times, but jesus christ. I cannot believe people pay to read this shit.
  19. One of these things is not like the others.
  20. This is them being gentle because you haven’t shown your ass...yet. If you expected any less, better buckle your chin strap Sally.
  21. And friends with this one. Not shocked by this.
  22. Hahahaha. I lived in Hutto for a few years growing up and this is the biggest bible thumping family on planet earth. This is too funny.
  23. You seem semi-normal but you decided that working with Hamm was somehow a good idea. This makes me seriously question your intelligence.
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