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utee94

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  1. Well, we've only played 2 games that were not away, over the last 2 months. One was a neutral site beatdown of #8 OU, and the other was a home game in Austin that featured 3 quarters worth of steamrolling #14 Vanderbilt with some unfortunate shenanigans in the 4th quarter. Regardless, both of those teams are much, much better than Arkansas. So I'm gonna go ahead and say there's plenty of portents for Texas winning a decisive victory at home against a really bad team like Arkansas.
  2. Gonna make our first batch this weekend, have it ready to go for Thanksgiving. We'll be hosting 26 at our house this year on Tday. From both sides of the family. This crew normally gets on pretty well so I hope I don't have anything to report on the holiday family drama thread...
  3. Not sure what HJ is trying to say here.
  4. utee94 replied to Constant's topic in Football
    This page fucks. No bitchassedness.
  5. It don't make a shit. Texas is gonna beat the ags regardless.
  6. utee94 replied to Constant's topic in Football
    Not when we beat Georgia. Don't give a shit about any of the rest of it.
  7. boom
  8. It doesn't matter because Texas is going to beat the shit out of this soft aggie team.
  9. Yeah South Carolina is terrible. The ags are exposed. Horns will whip this ag team in Austin.
  10. Cocks are cooked.
  11. Born and raised in Austin, lived here my whole life, went to UT undergrad and grad school... ...it has not affected my life in any way. The only things I know about Joe Rogan, other than seeing him on Newsradio 30 years ago, are what I hear on this forum.
  12. Longhorn Band was saying BTHO (insert current or next opponent) over 5 decades ago so... no.
  13. Yeah Ron Swanson is a main character. THIS is my favorite side character on Parks and Rec but there are several great ones:
  14. GDit I said "Good day, sir!" to this thread weeks ago. And yet here we are.
  15. utee94 replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    It's a chicks getting cocktails Tex-Mex kind of place. The food is okay, but it's definitely drinks and happy hour gringo Mexican.
  16. I dare 'em to try it. Longhorn fans will rain down such an unholy hell of bottles and half-empty nacho boats unto the field, that it will be impossible to resume play. Television sets will turn off all around the world, and Disney will lose enormous ratings.
  17. utee94 replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    Ahh my apologies, clearly you're more of a cauliflower taco kind of guy. The good news is, that one only sets you back 8 bucks, and it comes with pine nuts!!!
  18. Isn't Missouri on their 8th string QB or something? I wonder what Looch has to say about the huge string of luck they've had this year, playing the worst SEC schedule ever, against a bunch of backup scrubs?
  19. utee94 replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    I've had Nixta, and it's delicious for sure. But I do find it hilarious that the assholes of surly jump all over a place like Torchy's for being gringo tacos with the high prices and non-traditional fillings, but are AOK with summer squash and duck confit tacos that cost $10 each...
  20. utee94 replied to BurntOrange&White's topic in Hobbies
    Warranty schmarranty.
  21. New Mexican food is great. Tex-Mex is great. The dipshit above who suggested Tex-Mex is not great, is wrong. The End.
  22. Coors Banquet in the gold can. It's what my dad drank.
  23. I mean, it's cheaper than traveling to Oaxaca and getting the same dishes and drinks... Anyway, I'm still a fan of Fonda, it's great for date night or taking out of town guests.
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