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utee94

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  1. Yup.
  2. utee94 replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Absolutely maddening. He's good enough, he doesn't need steward fuckery to help him on top of that.
  3. The amount of vaginal discharge on this thread is amusing but not surprising. Get more tampons ready, ladies. The rest of this season will continue to be tough and the Horns will continue to win at least 75% of the time.
  4. I know Texas is going to beat Vanderbilt and I ain't lying. They have to play like they did in the 4th quarter yesterday and the second half in Dallas. They've done it before. They just need to do it more. And I am confident they will. Only one loss left on this year's schedule and it's in Athens, not Austin.
  5. Gonna be way more fun beating an 11-0 Aggie team than it ever was beating ol' 8-4. Especially if it's only by one point, in overtime.
  6. He's good enough to dog-walk this shitty A&M defense, that's all that matters.
  7. utee94 replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Now do Holiday House, 2Js, Burger Tex, and the Night Hawk!
  8. Indeed it did. It's a Halloween miracle! 1.8" so far.
  9. Well I wasn't really bragging, originally I was providing the reason for why the ag game got bumped in favor of ours. But I do find it amusing that even in a bad year we continue to obliterate their ratings.
  10. Mmmmmmm ghost boobs.
  11. Both. Sports Media Watch posts the ratings each week, and then I've summed them up for UT and TAMU. https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/college-football-tv-ratings/
  12. Austin area school districts are moving up football kickoff times and/or outright canceling events. So you know that absolutely nothing will happen.
  13. With last week's ratings in, the delta grows. Texas-Kentucky brought in 2.64M viewers. Ags-pigs brought in 1.57M viewers. Season totals are now: Texas 35.7M, Texas A&M 13.9M.
  14. utee94 replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Fried chicken is good. I typically get the Longhorn Special.
  15. Put the finishing touches on this year's decorations the past couple of days. Halloween's a Friday this year so we're expecting a pretty huge crowd, I'm guessing we'll pass out 500-800 pieces. Mostly the same over the past few years, I've added a few set pieces.'''
  16. utee94 replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Were the thieves wielding machetes? I bet they had machetes.
  17. All of you who have been laughing at my Anderson Trojans over these many decades-- Well well well, how the turntables...
  18. Better than Crown & Anchor and Hopfields?
  19. I'm not worried about the ags or pigs. Home games are gonna be good for us. Georgia, on the other hand...
  20. utee94 replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Maybe they've improved? I gave them a couple of shots within a few months of their opening, since I'm at Hopfields quite a bit anyway, and it was pretty much Bill Miller quality. At the time they were bringing everything in from Lockhart, commissary style, and it tasted like cafeteria BBQ. If they've improved since then, good for them.
  21. I think we're going to play Vanderbilt a lot better than some expect. NOT having to travel 1000+ miles, as the team did against tOSU, Florida, and Kentucky, is going to make a difference. Pre-season everyone talked about the massive amount of travel this team would face and sort of shrugged it off. That was silly. It absolutely makes a difference.
  22. Well at least we saw the TV crew replay this controversial call from multiple angles.
  23. Through week 7, games involving Texas had brought in over 33 million total viewers in games to date. Games involving Texas A&M had brought in just over 12 million. And that includes their prime time game against Notre Dame. It's not some mystery or conspiracy as to why the Ags got bumped for the Longhorns.
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