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bad_teammate

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  1. Nothin less than 16 hands, I don't wanna drag my feet Anything more small than that, it ain't worth the feed it takes
  2. I don't think that list is in order of need. If so, OL not being #1 is the real issue.
  3. God that has to suck. Don't lie (too much) on your resume, kids.
  4. Juluke, it's time to earn whatever paycheck you're getting.
  5. Only if you shorten it by like 70% because that is a lot of words.
  6. I don't like it. On runs, I want 5 WR who slap vaguely at their blocking assignment or just don't engage at all and watch with their hands on their hips. As God intended.
  7. Their subscribers aren't paying for dry journalism, they're paying for the sizzle. It's reality TV for guys. Hard to fault guys filling a market demand when our idiot selves are out here demanding it.
  8. I'm going to choose to believe our new RB coach is involved in scouting prospects, is actually doing his job at a decent level, and isn't just relying on 247 ratings or whatever. I can trust the corches I haven't had time to work up often irrational hatreds of.
  9. The overwhelming whiteness of his photo allays any fears that he might have any of the detrimental qualities of our swarthy cousins from the boot. Looks as clean as a Dakota Anderson to me! I bet if they let me in there with my calipers and psychographic measuring tapes we could confirm the correct alignment of cranial bumps and ridges.
  10. "This son-of-a-gun hasn't tossed a caber once! Get him outta here!"
  11. I refuse to believe this in the age of 504 excuses, virtual classes, personal tutors, and ChatGPT. That's insane. Surely, to fail, a player would have to hack into the system and move their grades downward.
  12. No sorry it's already over because Indiana signed a wide receiver from NC State or something.
  13. He's just a kid. A tiny child. The problems of one mustachioed wide receiver don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
  14. We're going to overpay regardless, might as well overpay more. Well, "we" is doing a lot of work in that sentence because I ain't paying for anything at all.
  15. I think we're hosting a white LB from Wisconsin or something, so that's nice for us. I think Arch is white, too
  16. And the big Know-It-Alls around here condescend to us diaper-fillers, as if our tantrums and reactionary ignorance don't motivate the coaching staff to get things done. Fools
  17. A woman just starts off a rant with "I just think it's funny..." just hold on for the ride.
  18. Just repurpose the stuff from the people who leave. Turn them into toilet paper or something.
  19. I'm willing to grant that Banks can recruit but not actually coach, but Flood...
  20. Stop trying to use logic and reason and shit. I'm running on vibes, bro.
  21. I'm not in here trying to carry water for Parker fucking Livingstone, but we shall know them by their fruits. Do they gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Flood and Banks are some thistle-gatherin' motherfuckers as far as I'm concerned so consider my irrelevant-ass skeptical and disgruntled.
  22. Look, he's only a guy who gets paid to write, you expect him to use words good?
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