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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. It'll be great when he punches Sark's lights out.
  2. 61% of this country reads and writes at or below a 4th grade level.
  3. I should have invested in Austin-area liquor stores.
  4. That's a defensive maneuver of the part of the horse to protect against sexual assault.
  5. Deej

    30 Rock

    Just wait until he finds out who shot J.R.
  6. Plus they can pour you one hell of a slab if you want to add some outside seating.
  7. So everyone will die two years before aggy wins their only championship?
  8. Merry Christmas, everybody!
  9. Are you getting an extra $120K for your shit?
  10. There is nothing finer than being the first one in the office in the morning and taking a giant shit in the office bathroom before anyone can beat you to it, and if it comes with double the salary, the choice is a no-brainer.
  11. Bruce Willis - 70 James Van Der Beek - 48 Chevy Chase - 81 Clint Eastwood - 95 Gary Busey - 81 Harvey Weinstein - 73 Tommy Lee Jones - 79 Sally Struthers - 78 Harrison Ford -83 Amanda Bynes - 39
  12. So the Saudi money wasn't enough?
  13. Where have you been the last couple of days?
  14. Saw it at the Bass Concert Hall with a Q&A with Chevy afterwards. He's was Biden-esque. I really wouldn't expect him to be doing this again next year.
  15. The most wronged person on this board is white, and Derka will be sure you know.
  16. The audience the product has earned.
  17. Co-worker bought a $25 chopped beef sandwich from Cooper's last week. $17 is a bargain.
  18. He should stay away from windows, then.
  19. They got a pond out back where they catch the bluegill, carp, and catfish for the sushi?
  20. A bit long, but is that your band name?
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