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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. I hope you wear steel-toed boots in case your strap ever breaks.
  2. Half heelers. Always mellow them out with another breed. I had a half corgi, half black lab. That dog was a terror.
  3. Yeah, I was kinda joking.
  4. Have you seen the UT admission requirements? Who else would rent them? Oh, wait...
  5. Covid. Probably had some inspections via Zoom.
  6. That dog needs to take the stand. Buzbee is an aggy, so he talks dog.
  7. Deej replied to texasdago's topic in Austin
    I'm still upset about losing The Kitchen Door and their chicken salad sandwich.
  8. He's gonna be out in the hospital hallway, on a moving gurney, catching balls from Colt in no time.
  9. So you're saying you like cock?
  10. You don't think there's a lot of money in Valtrex?
  11. May they forever not win shit.
  12. If he's part Corgi, we'll know soon enough. Batshit crazy dogs.
  13. More like...
  14. And it was good Carrie, back when she was just Jabba's slave girl, before she became Jabba.
  15. Man, if aggy could just go back to the 90's for football and to the first half of the 20th century for civil rights, they'd be living their best life.
  16. They never have been.
  17. Back when they hired teenagers who took more pride in their work than the 40 year olds who are mere days away from ending it all.
  18. Deej replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
  19. Barrio, and...it's one of the few areas that feels like the Austin I remember.
  20. I read 27 of 31.
  21. 0.0 Damned Brit buying up all our history. Yeah, I know he donated it back, but...
  22. Phil Collins won't hurt. Fucker always tried to blame Zeppelin for his shitty Live Aid performance. He didn't even practice. Instead he tried to play in London and Philly on the same day and spent his time on the Concorde talking to Cher. Tony Thompson practiced. He knew the breaks. Fuck Phil Collins. Bitching that Jimmy was sloppy. Yeah, it's Jimmy. Learn how to play.
  23. He's been married to his wife since the early 80's, so he's gotta be doing something right. I saw them at the Bass Concert Hall for the Christmas Vacation screening and Q&A. She said she knew him, and he was trying to find a date for some red carpet event and got turned down by two women before her. He asked her and she told him "Not if I'm your third choice."
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