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Deej

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  1. 2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

    On the topic of SNL's worst-ever players:

    Leslie was pretty bad, but Tim Meadows and Pete Davidson have to be in the discussion, too. Also, that goofy dude with the dark eye sockets from a few years back. Can't even remember his name, but he didn't seem to bring anything to the table, wasn't used much, and didn't last long.

    Wait, are you sure that wasn't Pete Davidson?

  2. Just now, Wally Pryor said:

    TMZ:

    12:35 PM PT -- Kobe's daughter Gianna Maria -- aka GiGi -- was also on board the helicopter and died in the crash ... reps for Kobe tell TMZ Sports. She was 13.

    We're told they were on their way to the Mamba Academy for a basketball practice when the crash occurred. The Academy is in nearby Thousand Oaks.

    Just take the car. Damn. 

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    Edited by Deej

    So, Stoops owned our ass for most of Mack's tenure. Maybe we should have given Mack a pass, since it obviously wasn't proof he underachieved, not trading titles with OU. 

  4. 5 hours ago, EZ$ said:

    Also, don’t believe people when they say gar don’t attack people. I’ve seen it first hand.
    Late 90s during a South Texas drought, we were walking along a dry riverbed and came up to a pool probably the size of a baseball diamond and 2-3 foot deep. As we walked around the pool with about two foot of land between the water and the steep riverbank, a wake starts going straight for my buddy that was walking in front. I was a little concerned at first thinking it was an alligator (we would regularly walk up on 8-10+ footers), but before I could really say anything, a 4 foot alligator gar darted out of the water at his feet slashing around slinging mud everywhere. He was younger than us (probably only 14 years old) and was screaming at the top of his lungs like a 7 year old girl during the entire 10–15 seconds of the gar going crazy right at his feet before it finally retreated back to the water. The rest of us were crying laughing, but he’s been traumatized about gar ever since.  
    I guess the gar was trapped in that evaporating pool hungry as shit and saw/heard/felt something at the edge of the water that he thought was a rabbit, possum, small deer and went after it?? 

    Must have caught a reflection off your buddy's ankle bracelet.

  5. 23 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

    3 conference championships in 16 fucking years. THREE!!!! 

    Barnes is the epitome of underachieving

    Yep. We crucify Mack for shit like that, but Rick gets a pass from chucklefucks on this board for the same shit. At least Mack won a title.

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