Posts posted by Deej
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CDC investigating dozens of potential patients across 22 states as second coronavirus case confirmed in US
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3 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:
So in BCS they won't say what flight the infected kid was on. They won't say what ER hospital he went to.
So I had a flight Thursday night to BCS, I got Sick Sunday and went to the ER in BCS for other reasons and I am still in the hospital after having some surgery. I get discharged today. Now I am sitting in my room here listening to every cough like WTF was that!!??
Surgery in BCS? Relax, you were gonna die, anyway.
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10 hours ago, blacklab said:
A couple of companies ago we got $6 million in venture capital. It was wired into our checking account and I needed to move most of it into savings. Wells Fargo website transfer box only allows 5 digits so I headed into the bank to make the transfer.
I went to the teller and said I need to transfer some money from checking to savings. She asked why I didn't do it online and I told her the problem. She asked how much I needed to transfer and I said $5.7 million. The look on her face was priceless. She said one moment and a guy came out of the back and took me to his office, offered me a coke, gave me two huge Wells Fargo stuffed horses for my kids and generally treated me like a king. A whole different world that I was not used to in a bank.
A few years later I was in a branch doing something and could see the persons screen. When she found me in her system it had big red letters at the top. I don't remember the exact wording but it was something like "BE SURE TO TAKE SPECIAL CARE OF THIS CUSTOMER". It was obviously a carry over from the time my company had those millions, because at that time the total amount in all of my accounts was probably less than $1000.
So when you say "less than a $1000", you mean tree-fiddy?
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3 minutes ago, Parliament said:
Wondered why all those Chinamen were hanging out under the Congress Avenue bridge.
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3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:
Yea that was another crazy ass thread
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/8189-what-would-you-do/
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1 minute ago, 0xdeadbeef said:
Dr. in the Brazos County Health District press conference said A&M was notified last night. Seems like an unacceptable lag from the ER sending up the "possible Wuhan Virus" flag to when it was announced publicly. I need to know who knew what and when they knew it.
Had to wait his turn. Vet school was busy with the head of the corps of cadets.
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In reference to a fat woman in too tight of pants:
"Looks like two hogs fightin' in a gunny sack. "