Jump to content

Deej

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    42815
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    67

Everything posted by Deej

  1. You mean from the OC he's scared to hire?
  2. I'm sure Atlanta will stop giving him the ball.
  3. Guess I'm just going to crash on the sofa rather than wake her.
  4. aggy relative just texted me to "enjoy your shitty bowl game" Will do. Even more so, now.
  5. That would mean every owner involved would have had to have cared about something other than their bank accounts. Having a plan costs money, and they needed every little bit in their pockets.
  6. So now aggy calling in pretending to be Sooner?
  7. I mean, we say that, but...
  8. Orange slices for everyone!!!
  9. Peacock. And they kinda did with "Poker Face".
  10. https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/chimpanzee-grass-butt-1.7583207
  11. I blame porn for making everyone want to shoot their load everywhere but inside.
  12. Make it a combo for only $17.
  13. You have to replace the I key on your keyboard like twice a year, right?
  14. Everything was heading in the right direction and then Mack Brown found his way back to Austin.
  15. It'll be great when he punches Sark's lights out.
  16. 61% of this country reads and writes at or below a 4th grade level.
  17. I should have invested in Austin-area liquor stores.
  18. That's a defensive maneuver of the part of the horse to protect against sexual assault.
  19. Deej

    30 Rock

    Just wait until he finds out who shot J.R.
×
×
  • Create New...