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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Abbot's, Paxton's, and Patrick's underage, male prostitutes aren't gonna pay for themselves. Money has to come from somewhere.
  2. I read Nissan is releasing a $20k pickup with a naturally aspirated, in-line 4 cylinder, with the option for a standard transmission. They will even have a diesel version. If I just needed something to make short trips to carry stuff, I'd probably lean towards that.
  3. That does not look good.
  4. I think he meant to type "blue balls program".
  5. Need to take the wife and three kids along to the dump?
  6. If she'd eat a raw onion, well...
  7. They should make a movie about a cult that has destroyed many more lives.
  8. I'm sure for an NIL donation, Lincoln Riley would handle the brisket for you.
  9. Don't kink shame those old dudes.
  10. I bet that really rubbed Deshaun the wrong way.
  11. $18 without the ramen.
  12. Well, the cutting board does look like it would taste better than the brisket.
  13. Brisketexan: "That's not a bug, it's a feature."
  14. Close the bank account. haha.
  15. Every accusation is a confession, and I can't believe you inserted your mom into this thread.
  16. Fall asleep in your car and die.
  17. Deej

    Below Deck

    Id be trying to bang some stews. They all seem to be looking for hookups.
  18. His attorneys should show her a photo of his face next to the face of a horse. 50/50 chance she can't figure out which one is Shannon Sharpe.
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