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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Fall asleep in your car and die.
  2. Deej

    Below Deck

    Id be trying to bang some stews. They all seem to be looking for hookups.
  3. His attorneys should show her a photo of his face next to the face of a horse. 50/50 chance she can't figure out which one is Shannon Sharpe.
  4. Deej

    Fat People

  5. Deej

    Fat People

    nvm
  6. Deej

    Fat People

    Now ranch with pepperoni rolls...
  7. Deej

    Fat People

    What about ranch on pineapple pizza?
  8. At least you have company in your complete stupidity.
  9. Deej

    Below Deck

    She is the worst. Not just crazy, but unattractive.
  10. It was always the choice of a praline or a scoop of sherbet.
  11. That's in it's own category.
  12. Yeah, not so much
  13. I'd say he's the biggest moron on Surly, but I think he's the biggest moron in the state. His parents dropped him on his head too many times as a child, or maybe not enough times.
  14. Weird you like to be in a filling station freezer while you eat your candy bars, but you do you.
  15. Deej

    Fat People

    Sorry you're fat.
  16. And a six-pack of tall boys at HEB comes out to $1.33 a can.
  17. Deej

    Fat People

    No way they were that fat.
  18. Your mom like my hotlink more.
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