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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. "One eye goes one way, and the other eye goes the other way."
  2. Two Steel Shanks, one bowl.
  3. If its five or more children with five or more different mothers, does that count? Im sure his opinion of that would be different, depending upon the skin color of the father.
  4. What is Musk's net worth? Asking for Thomas J. Henry.
  5. Only an hour, will be quicker once they finish the toll road expansion.
  6. Tristan wins as long has he doesn't completely fuck up. The dad story is too much for Bravo to pass on.
  7. Taken moments before Elko devoured the bass whole.
  8. But they fed money to terrorists in training in Qatar.
  9. If we could only get Nicole to stop dumping bodies in Town Lake...
  10. I'd sniff her taint.
  11. She's shooting from the bank, now.
  12. Deej

    Led Zeppelin

    "Becoming Led Zeppelin" is now on Netflix
  13. aggy claiming it doesn't count because it was against a Big 12 team, yet?
  14. "Are you still fucking underage girls like you did on Epstein's island? Its a simple yes or no question."
  15. There's not a nutshell big enough to fit Elko.
  16. Username check out.
  17. I'm glad I bought the five gallon tubs of dehydrated bananas from Jim Baker when I did.
  18. aggy and Russia have so much in common.
  19. "Some evil whorn at HEB planted the listeria in the Blue Bell plant so they could make room for Creamy Creations." - aggy
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