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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. But you die a little inside every time you ride a bus.
  2. How many corpses got raped after those accidents?
  3. Still not enough to be talking all the shit she talks.
  4. I dont think Immamac passed out outside by the tables will be good for business.
  5. You just have to be the right people.
  6. Once Chester passed, it was a matter of time.
  7. Never been an issue for South Austin's mom. Just sayin'.
  8. That looks like the recommendations you'd get from Helobious if you asked him about great beer.
  9. Remarkable? More like predictable.
  10. Kathryn Hahn
  11. aggy will always have their preseason #1 ranking. They should have room in their Hall of Champions for it.
  12. Shocking https://www.kxan.com/news/crime/suspect-admits-to-capmetro-bus-stabbing-due-to-resemblance-to-his-uncle-per-apd/
  13. You don't want to risk your life on 290 W for that beer selection?
  14. "Can you identify the man hit by the Tesla?" "I dont think I can." "Poor guy shit all over himself." "Oh, that's Brisketexan."
  15. Morris is dead, yet Adam Sandler lives. There is no justice in this world.
  16. Hia coaching ability, if not his ability to smoke a brisket, should have him in Section 8 housing.
  17. If you're not clever enough to get elected and get in on the grift, you deserve to get fucked over.
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