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Goo Punch

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  1. we are the worst screening team in America.
  2. Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
  3. "Who are you?" "I'm Detective Mike Jardine." "Oh yeah?" (lmaoooooo) "What are you workin' on?" (hooollllyyyyy shit lmao)
  4. I still think Musselman would be a good idea, and he's done a damn fine job of answering the questions that everyone had about his ability to coach defense in a major conference. He's got Arkansas at #14 nationally in AdjD, but wait, there's more: the razorbacks are 27th in effective fg%, 15th in TO%, 1st nationally in 3P% defense, and 15th in steal %. Musselman deserves a shot at this job, and I would love to poach him from Arkie and watch him thrive at Texas.
  5. 12) @Capn81 11) @henrygandorf 10) @BigOrange1 9) @NOMAAA 😎 @NorthLoop 7) @UTPhil2006 6) @Lil Sweet 5) @Fawesome 4) @beer 3) @Planet Houston 2) @huge 1) Derka normally i film the draft order and then send it to BO, but since I ended up with the no.1 overall pick this year i'm gonna go ahead and post it here just so everyone can see for themselves how this whole thing goes down every year. now get to mocking, and good luck!!
  6. alright. draft order incoming.
  7. as close to opening day as possible, starting some time between 7-9 pm CST, depending on the day of the week.
  8. i'm gonna get home tomorrow some time between 3:30 and 4:30. i'll do the draft order then if the league gives me the go-ahead.
  9. if James Harden could actually get hot (while acknowledging that this dude generally can't even get lukewarm in the playoffs) for an antitrust playoff series then the Rockets could actually make some noise. it won't happen (i don't think), but if it did it would make the early rounds much more interesting.
  10. yeah so where is he going to end up? who all is in contention for his services?
  11. he's very impressive, and i honestly never saw him being an All Star coming out of A&M, so i'm definitely impressed with the guy and the niche he has found for himself, but let's be honest: he's not even a legit no.2. no team with KM as it's no.2 player can win a title, at least not in the sense of a team having a 1-2 punch. if the Freak leads this team to a title it won't be because KM was his no.2. Middleton is a fine shooter/scorer, but Drummond's overall impact on both sides of floor dwarfs KM's, imo. of course one plays for the no.1 team and the other plays for a trash team (now even trashier), so them's the breaks.
  12. dude ive heard coaches say so much worse. if every coach were held accountable for everything they ever said when they were angrily tearing their team a new asshole then sports (the good ones anyway) would cease to exist. you don't think Pat Summitt said a million different fucked up things to her girls over the years? we know she did. it's well documented. as was her tradition of running her girls until they all puked whenever she didn't feel they were trying hard enough or doing well enough. but now saying something that's less-than-PC in the heat of the moment = toxic culture of abuse? bullshit. sports aren't for everyone. if what's described in that article is more than you can handle, then sports (high level, D-1 college scholarship sports) aren't for you.
  13. y'all want me to knock out the draft order?
  14. "abusive culture". wow. i've never used this term before, but those girls are bunch of goddamn snowflakes. from reading that article it sounds like his girls just cannot handle being yelled at or scolded, and in today's culture of victimhood they believe that getting yelled at by your college coach is "traumatic". if Mays did do something egregiously over the line it sure wasn't documented in that article.
  15. seriously though, how is a guy 1st in the NBA in rebounds, 1st in double doubles, 2nd in steals, top 10 in blocks, and averaging 18 ppg not an All Star? But Khris Middleton and Jayson Tatum are? Just laughable.
  16. He's averaging 18 pts, 16 reb, 3 ast, 2 blk, 2 stl, amd first he gets snubbed as an All Star, and now he gets shipped off to fucking Cleveland, the worst NBA city and a terrible organization. Shitty week for one of the least appreciated guys in the league.
  17. it's not easy to impress JJ Redick like this:
  18. looking back at all of Shaka's antics early on, e.g. being everyone's best buddy, hanging out in the dorms with the players, texting the guys sentimental quotes every morning, etc, it's so fucking cringey and weird. It's embarrassing. That said, Shaka would make an outstanding cult leader, and I mean that with all sincerity. His ability to get people to buy into his bullshit is frankly amazing, and he's "all-sizzle-no-steak'd" his way to an amazing gig with an amazing salary in an amazing city, and he literally doesn't even know what he's doing. dude is a fucking prodigious charlatan.
  19. Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.
  20. no, what MTV does with Ridiculousness is shoving it down your throat. with this chick it's the incessant ads all over my phone- instagram, youtube, basically any app or device i've ever used lets Big Brother's algorithms know that users like me might also be interested in Awkwafina because she's on Comedy Central. now i can't escape her, despite never having seen her show or the fact that i couldn't even tell you what channel CC even is, let alone the last time I was actually watching it. sometimes technology sucks.
  21. Tennessee's defense continues to be very impressive despite the team losing essentially everyone of import from last year's team followed by losing their starting back court from this season to injury. In their latest road win vs Bama they came back from down 15 to not only win, but to hold the #4 scoring team in the country to 14 points below their season average (including a meaningless Bama three at the buzzer). Despite their roster being annihilated, the Vols are: •The no.1 scoring defense in the SEC •39th nationally in AdjD •20th in effective FG% •15th in 2p FG% •9th in block % I've never seen a team lose so many players only to remain this competitive in a really tough conference. Never. This is easily one of Barnes' best coaching jobs of his career to this point.
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