Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Patricio Swayze
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8-1
It would be like scooby doo. You pull of the mask and it’s your wife.
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8-1
Deadshank and I discussed wives over a nice bbq lunch yesterday. We have determined we are all married to the same woman. It’s a hive mind. So do what you got to do, but you will end up in the same spot.
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Best Pocket Knife?
I finally picked up a banter. I can see how many think this is a perfect EDC knife. Very, very nice. Only complaint is access to the liner lock is not ideal. You kind of have to dig around with your thumb a bit to disengage it. But overall, excellent knife. If it was priced at $90 they would sell a bazillion of them. I got mine for $108.
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What is the point of prayer
I accept this answer.
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8-1
I’m going to need someone to do a wellness check on me in about 2-3 hours.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
I’m dead. Stop. Blowing. Double digit. Leads. For. Fucks. Sake.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Fuck my life.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Fuckin a man. Fuckin a.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Win this game my Horns. Let’s go.
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Texas BBQ
Did you get made fun of as a kid that your dad was a smoker? What kind of life lessons does an offset smoker teach his son? Besides the one about feeding the fire.
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Texas BBQ
I can not detect any lies or deception in this post. You know, as I drove through the Bloody Nickel I thought to myself “you could have shared those burnt ends”. My mama raised me better than that. Next time.
- Texas BBQ
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Texas BBQ
After building an Eiffel Tower at your mom’s house we are headed to Truth.
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TCU at Texas Tech, 6:00 on FS1
If by their year to fuck us over with corrupt officiating, yes.
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TCU at Texas Tech, 6:00 on FS1
Jesus Christ these teams suck. Good thing I never even considered either of these “schools” for my higher education. Actually, I only applied to one school.
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Texas BBQ
Sure, why not?
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TCU at Texas Tech, 6:00 on FS1
Jumbo package.
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TCU at Texas Tech, 6:00 on FS1
Breeder’s Cannonball going to commercial. Nice.
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TCU at Texas Tech, 6:00 on FS1
Should I go there? Maybe, maybe, maybe… Well, at least it would be structurally sound. Good thing I don’t believe in hell.
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TCU at Texas Tech, 6:00 on FS1
They are miserably horrible. If we lose to either, I suggest burning down our entire campus and starting over.
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Texas BBQ
I need to go back. I was on the backend of covid a few months back and tried it out. I really like the brisket and lamb rice bowl, but only half my tastebuds were working. Loved the pomegranate tea. Had to buy another because my ankle biters drank all of mine.
- Week 9, 2023: Kansas State @ Texas
- Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole in Kansas State's Ass
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What is the point of prayer
Well, I prayed about which forum to put it in…
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What is the point of prayer
I repped mostly because you wove Johnny’s nut nightmare so eloquently throughout your post in various ways. Would read again.