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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. Caleb is ass my dude
  2. "I informed them that they were violating the law"
  3. There's something kinda awesome about Oregon constantly getting sooooo close. Like a good aggy
  4. That would make Miami 3-0 vs the SEC this year. Not bad
  5. Sure as shit doesn't look like FBI. Those guys look like fellow CBP goons grabbing evidence to disappear it
  6. I want the next 5 champions after Indiana to be Tech, Wake Forest, BYU, San Diego State and Georgia Tech. The blue blood teams would give us whatever we want to return to the good ole days. 8, 10, 12 team conferences? Just tell us what you want!
  7. My first step would be to bring back David Hogg and go forward full force with his plan to primary ineffective Dems
  8. It's crazy how important it was to be in the SEC or Big 10 just two years ago, and how unimportant it is now. Just straight mercenary work out there. Miami, Indiana, or Oregon are going to win the championship this year, and the Big 10 had nothing to do with it. Tech is going to buy a championship in the next few years. So is LSU. Aggy is going to try. Only thing that matters is if you have the money and are willing to pay. Best facilities? Don't give a shit, I'll be here one year. Historic rivalry versus a college football blue blood? Okay? Awesome stadium? Whatever. FUPM
  9. Miami beat down two one loss SEC teams in the playoffs, and added THEE Ohio State in between. Maybe they can focus? Maybe they would be undefeated playing in the overrated secsecsec?
  10. You don't go through the ACC unscathed, it's an absolute slug fest every fucking week. Shit, Miami is the secsecsec killer, and ACC teams just kinda tousle their hair and tell them to remember the 80s.
  11. Smart, a Donald guarantee is rock solid
  12. It's time to dissolve the union. Blue and Red states are just too different, and I'd love to see the confederacy try to go at it alone
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