Everything posted by Heisenberg
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Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot
I'm not a dog, but I will shit on Limbaugh's grave if given the opportunity. I'd consider it a warmup/practice for the $20 of partially digested Taco Bell I'm going to leave on dotards grave.
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
@G650 - is the transit crew (home to race then back) the same as the race crew?
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ERCOT, PUC, and deregulation got us here
Hot Wheels appointed all 3 Texas Public Utility Commissioners, the PUC regulates the ERCOT. The PUC commissioners and ERCOT board and executives are a pack of Hot Wheels nuthuggers and sycophants.
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Texas deep freeze carnage thread
I was dripping every indoor faucet and had the 3 exterior faucets covered. The 2 cold water faucets in my master bathroom froze off and the exterior faucet immediately opposite them froze off at the same time. I zip-tied my heat gun to a camera tripod and ran it straight at the exterior faucet with about an inch standoff. I had drops of water in about 10 minutes and full stream in about 20 minutes. The 2 interior faucets were running full stream again, and I increased the drip on them. This was all on the North wall in shade. The exterior faucet on the South wall, unshaded, also froze off, so I put the heat gun on it, but only ever got some sporadic drips from it. This evening I was making the rounds and when I got near the laundry/utility room I could hear a strange sound coming from the garage which was water dripping out of every sheetrock joint in the garage ceiling with lots coming out of the pull-down attic stairs. I shut the house main valve off and the MUD’s valve off and opened every faucet. The burst pipe is 5/8” OD copper running along the garage rafters and covered in black foam insulation. I estimate it flowed for about 15 minutes and I’d guess about 30 gallons or so flowed. So the garage ceiling is ruined and there’s already a little moisture getting on the top of the garage walls in a few spots - this will surely spread. Water doesn’t seem to have gotten beyond the garage, which is slightly isolated from the rest of the house. No personal property in the garage of any value seems to be affected. I got a claim going with my insurance company, and will call a few plumbers later and get on some lists. Later today I am probably going to cut the burst pipe upstream of the burst and sweat/solder a cap onto it and isolate the pipe from above the burst to the faucet from the rest of the plumbing and then carefully refill the house’s plumbing and see if I can get the water back online. If that works, it won’t matter much about being on long waiting lists for an adjuster, plumber, or general contractor. A licensed plumber can do his thing later. Otherwise, living here without water for days/weeks/months is untenable. This happened earlier: I got a five gallon bucket, a plastic trash bag, 2 3-foot lengths of 2x4, and a roll of toilet paper, dropped a deuce, sealed the bag, and set it outside. If you fall as far as I have, you want smooth lumber. tl,dr: (1) I am reduced to living like a savage. I piss outside and shit in a 5-gallon bucket. (2) La vida chupa, y luego te mueres.
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You have to get laid within 24 hours
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
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Texas deep freeze carnage thread
Power out on at 1535 in The Woodlands/77382. Was off for 10.5 hours. Fuck Entergy.
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Texas deep freeze carnage thread
Power out at 0500 in The Woodlands/77382. Fuck Entergy.
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Melania Trump -- Not a Fan of Christmas
Whore world problems.
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Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
I got the Moderna on Jan 27 through the Montgomery County Public Health Department ( mcdph-tax.org) at the Montgomery County Fairgrounds. I signed up with several providers and got an email at 4:45 PM Tuesday that there were 1500 doses to be given the next day with signup to start at 6:00 PM. I refreshed their webpage at 6:00:02 and got a spot. I was also invited to get a vaccination by Houston Methodist on Friday - they will be offering the vaccine to anyone who has seen a Methodist doctor in the last 2 years. I am in group 1b, 65 years old or older.
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Hey Oil Barons.......
One doesn't really have an oil business career unless they get laid off a few times. https://www.thelayoff.com/noble-energy
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Jerry Falwell Jr. "may" have a thing for 20 something cock
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Tokelahoma
It is my understanding based on interwebs research that only Oklahoma residents with Oklahoma identification and an Oklahoma doctor's recommendation can get an Oklahoma weed card.
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Tokelahoma
Are you saying that you are not an Oklahoma resident and you were able to obtain an Oklahoma weed card?
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The mega-meta Ivanka thread
She's been cut to create the illusion of attractiveness, but as she ages and moves into her 40's and on, she is going to resemble some combination of dotard and her mother as they aged, and that is not going to be pretty. Look at Lurch - that dude looks like shit. Junior looks like shit. trump looks like shit. Ivana looks like shit. I'm old enough to have seen what women who get lots of facial surgery when young look like when they age. The illusion will not hold up. This is somewhat what is under the mask:
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Alone for the Rona-Holidays thread of dominance.
Chilling solo. I turned down an invitation to a superspreader event 3 of my cousins and their families are having over at my recently departed aunt's house. I will go for a motorcycle ride and cook a steak for dinner.
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2020 Hurricane Season w/ special guest Covid-19
Got my juice back on after 6 hours. Fuck Entergy. And fuck aggy.
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2020 Hurricane Season w/ special guest Covid-19
Entergy is a shit outfit. Had electricity until 12:15 PM today in The Woodlands ~100 miles from any damage, been off since.
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Jerry Falwell Jr. "may" have a thing for 20 something cock
The wife wasn't involved - Falwell was bleauxing and having buttseks with the pool boy. They're just trying to run in the wife as some sort of beard as their concept of the best spin that they can possibly put on it.
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Donald Trump 2020
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So I tried acid for the first time.
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Donald Trump 2020
I take trump's stroking Jizzlane Maxwell to be affirmation that trump pedo'd over at Epstein's and wants her to keep quiet about it.
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Beautiful Women Who Also Happen To Be Kickass Guitarists
Sue Foley, the Ice Queen.
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Prevent Farting on Planes
There is no limit.
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Bye bye Luby's
On my last trip tp Fuddruckers about 25 years ago my burger was served on a very long hair that had a bun baked around it, so so much for their tight ship, cleanliness, and ingredients.
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Door to Door Sales Cocksuckers
Forget the "no solicitors" signs. Get "no trespassing" signs. Then say these things to anyone who you find on your property: (1) I want you to leave my property, (2) do not ever come back onto my property, (3) if you do come back onto my property you will be trespassing and I will call the LE. I have never seen one of these fucks a second time after i give them the bad news, and i think others are deterred by the "no trespassing" signs. We don't get many solicitors where I live anyway. I don't feel compelled at all to answer someone at my door.