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CooterBrown

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  1. I’d guess half of USC’s fan base hadn’t even heard of aggy before today. Might as well being playing any number of mid majors from bumfuck Egypt.
  2. CooterBrown

    Bert!

    Do we have a 2nd string kicker? If we do, why is he wasting a scholarship if he can’t unseat one of the worst kickers in Texas history?
  3. I don’t know what’s more preposterous. This offense scoring 3 TDs or Burt kicking 7 FGs.
  4. Have some self esteem. You can do better than that chick.
  5. Your middle school had much better magazine subscriptions than mine.
  6. Above average offenses can score in the second half of games.
  7. Same story of every game against anyone with a pulse. The inability of this team to score is mind bottling.
  8. Let’s not put this in Bert’s hands.
  9. It feels like we have maybe 5 second half TDs all season.
  10. The punter doesn’t believe you can follow through with his kicking foot more than 18” off the ground. No wonder he can’t punt more than 30 yards.
  11. When we were bored in the middle school library, we would pull those order cards out of magazines and order them COD to teachers whose addresses we pulled from the phone book.
  12. He has to be the dumbest returner in history.
  13. Briggs & Riley, you savage.
  14. Hello, Austin: The Capitol District Hello, Houston: The Energy District Hello, Dallas: The 30K Millionaire District
  15. Dude, there will be American troops fighting along side Russia within 12 months.
  16. GOT is a perfect analogy of aggy football. Start strong and, in the end, completely shit the bed.
  17. Keep quiet. That's where we are headed in 6 years when Lil' Brown graduates. We also have 3 sets of friends who've also independently zeroed in on Fort Collins for the same timeframe.
  18. If all CEOs were under a constant threat of assassination, it could be really good for the consumer.
  19. Or you could just not be a savage and pay a service to clean your driveway and sidewalks for you.
  20. 100% they would've denied it. UnitedHealthCare denied me coverage for a heart blockage because they said I should've never been admitted to the hospital with "undetermined chest pain" so the blockage should've never been discovered.
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