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CooterBrown

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  1. Mine went up 15.1%. WTF. I guess the two new constructions on my street that went for $2.1M in the past year fucked up everyone's valuations. My improvements increased almost 50%. There have been no improvements. Hopefully Pro Tax can fix it.
  2. You should hide your Sabbath and Slayer records from your kid. That new song is heavy as shit. Good stuff.
  3. IIRC, he’d also given his son a pair of those same shoes in the same size. His son was a chef with his own set of knives he took to and from work. Both his shoes and knives disappeared. He also blamed Nicole for the marriage breaking up. If there’s one person OJ would protect, it’s his kid.
  4. Picked up Warpaint and Air tickets.
  5. Is he immortal? He spent time in Damascus before the troubles. When was that? 1,000 years ago? His sister’s name is spelled Djen according to the subtitles. That’s an Arabic name. Being immortal would give him time to learn the 4 or more languages he’s fluent in.
  6. "I wish I got over 4 inches last night." - Mrs. GreenspointTexas
  7. Any ban on contraception has to include a ban on vasectomies to avoid hypocrisy.
  8. Yeah. So is the Mazda and VW dealerships on burnet. Those are both a few blocks from me. They for sure got fucked.
  9. A solid 10 minutes of 1" hail in 78757.
  10. Michael Keaton, probably.
  11. Orville Peck & Willie tag teamed for this duet...
  12. In my scenario, he doesn't have a $15M contract as an option. It's unemployment and his buyout or unemployment and his buyout + a bonus.
  13. CDC missed an opportunity. Last year, he should’ve told RT he wasn’t getting the HC position but if he publicly announced he wasn’t interested in being HC, here’s a nice fat fucking bonus check. It would’ve been nice and clean and saved the optics.
  14. At this point, I hope our regarded Legislature comes to realize that college athletics is the epitome of DEI. College athletics participation needs to match our state's overall demographics otherwise it's just liberals winning.
  15. Memento > The Prestige > Oppenheimer > Interstellar > Batman Begins > Insomnia > Inception > Dunkirk > The Dark Knight > Following > Tenet
  16. I’ve heard from a reliable source that in the next major bond package (probably 10 years away) there’s a plan for McCallum to be rebuilt into a 4 story high school. They’d build the majority of it on the baseball/softball fields so the school can stay open during construction. When complete, new ball fields and the remainder of the new campus would be built on the old school location. The teams would practice and play at northwest park in the interim.
  17. It’s been out a bit but Kim Gordon’s new album is amazing. No 70 year old should be releasing shit like this.
  18. So, the new right wing think tank on campus has found its first scholar?
  19. Who the fuck signed off on the new carry on security screening system? I walked right up to the Pre Check attendant for my ID check and it took 10 minutes to go through the metal detector as the backup to put bags on the new convoluted convayer belt system was a complete shitshow. I can’t imagine how bad it’s gonna be during peak travel times.
  20. Aww, fuck. I'm flying to Atlanta today. Luckily there's not a river to dump my body.
  21. Abbott claims he's 2 votes away from passing vouchers. https://www.yahoo.com/news/gov-greg-abbott-says-texas-163000687.html
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