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  1. I didn't grow any habaneros this year so I changed up my salsa... 1 can whole tomatoes (reserve juice) 3 jalapenos ~1 Tbsp chile pequins 1/4 white onion 1 garlic clove 1 tsp better than bouillon chicken paste 1/4 cup white vinegar salt Roast the jalapenos, steam, and peel. Boil the pequins, onion, and garlic for 2 minutes. Blend everything and add tomato juice to get to a consistency you like. The chicken bouillon paste adds that umami and is a secret FU to vegetarians.
  2. The only trust fund baby (real trust fund...like $500M) I know in Austin also went to CC and is not a douchebag.
  3. If your kid is into small colleges, I would totally push her towards Colorado College. IIRC, its student body has the highest median family income in the country. It's quite the opportunity to move up the socioeconomic ladder.
  4. We moved Junior Brown to Fort Collins this weekend. Regular move in is today but Lil' Brown's first day at Lamar MS is today so we opted for the early move in so her sister wouldn't miss the first day of school. I HIGHLY recommend early move in. Only a few dozen kids were moving in on Sunday so there was no 30 minute limit for unloading, no wait for the elevator, etc. We parked right next to the dorm, grabbed a big moving cart and it was a pretty leisurely process. Junior Brown has texted pics of the regular move in and it is crowded AF today. She and her new early move in buddies decided to stay out of the chaos and went 15 minutes away to Horsetooth Reservoir to go paddling boarding.
  5. Tony C's is ass but add in Jet's, Pedroso's, and Desano's. My kid liked ESP for the $4 for 2 slices lunch special. She went there at least once a week while at McCallum.
  6. Nine Inch Nails in Denver tonight. Utterly fantastic. If you get a chance to go, do it.
  7. Free of jobs, healthcare, amenities, culture, etc. How is this different that the suburbs?
  8. My wife, who went to Anderson, commented she didn’t know so many white kids went to Lanier.
  9. This movie was bat shit crazy. See it in a theater.
  10. Make sure you replace your remote batteries on a schedule. My batteries tapped out after I turned it on. No idea if there’s a manual switch on the side of the Toto but I couldn’t find it and I couldn’t reach the plug. Had to yell at Mrs Brown to bring me some batteries while my asshole got the longest polishing it has ever experienced.
  11. My wife said my sister just bought a pickup for like $85,000. IIRC, they live in a doublewide, so this checks out.
  12. I work for one of the 5 largest global engineering firms. It's amazing how bad the benefits all around are here. The only bright side is we do have unlimited PTO as long as you meet your billable goal. Mine is only 65% so it's easy AF and as a result, low stress for me. I take 6-8 weeks off every year. Pay is strong and we do get paid for overtime as long as 100% of hours are billable on that timesheet. 401K match sucks (3%), insurance sucks, no bonuses. But, it's my last job and I'm just coasting at this point.
  13. I got stuck some in that position once and when some redneck told me to stand, I told him i ain't no traitor to the stars and bars. I like to think that his rusty hamster wheel turned enough for him to be confused about his allegiance to the northern aggressor.
  14. My company doesn't contribute their 401k match until like April for the previous year, so it doesn't matter when you max out your contribution. Of course, they do that because if you quit before they contribute for the previous year, they don't contribute that money at all.
  15. After Ozzy died, Facebook recommended I follow Geezer. His Facebook is pretty much like any normal dude…hiking, Aston Villa matches, vacations in Italy, taking the grand daughters to see Adele, playing on stage with the Foo Fighters. Other than the access music has given him, he is shockingly normal.
  16. Keep in mind that you’ll end up doing 20+ short essays. For many colleges, when you go into the individual college’s additional info tab, they’ll have 2-5 short answer essays that are all completely different from the main essay. Don’t burn a kid out because they’re going to write a fuck ton more than that just that one.
  17. Hot Wheels will jump at the chance to rename Austin, Trumpville.
  18. Just got notice that my house in Allandale dropped 14%. Houses here are still selling in 2-3 weeks so it’s crazy to see that big of a decline.
  19. The only promise MAGA gives a fuck about is normalizing their hate. Promise kept.
  20. I never watched it either and tried to a couple of years ago. It was so dated, I couldn't get into it. I bailed before the end of the first season.
  21. Totally forgot that we unexpectedly got the new Avatar trailer in front of F4. Looks like more of the same overblown CGI that’ll be forgotten an hour after it ends.
  22. So, we got the MIL's 401K and IRA moved to inherited IRAs this week. We decided to put $400K in SPYI and enjoy those monthly dividend payouts. We are still waiting on a check for the balance of her state pension. No idea what that amount is but it will be invested in SPYI also. I was wrong about the taxes on SPYI. Dividend disbursements from an inherited IRA are treated as ordinary income instead of qualified so the taxes will be at our regular rate. But, found money is found money. We also just sold her paid off house. We used some of the house money to pay off my car and will buy my wife a new car since her mom said to use some of the money to replace her 2012 Sequoia. The balance is going to our brokerage account and will be invested in VOO. It's crazy to think about now being completely debt free, outside of a mortgage payment, and getting an unexpected $4,000+ boost in monthly income. TLDR: Inherit some money to get your finances in order.
  23. His pedophile attorney probably just instructed him to plead those 3 to any questions to cover his bases.
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