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CooterBrown

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  1. I’m finally leaving a job that drug tests. It’s been 15 long years and I haven’t had an opportunity to partake in all these gummies, deltas and other shit. Pray for me.
  2. I swear the show runners watched how Mae was received and edited out all her dialogue out of the finale. It was a bit weird, but pleasant, she was in most scenes and only said like 5 words total.
  3. At this point, there’s basically a head football coach union negotiating on their behalf and Sexton is the president. Colleges just don’t realize it yet.
  4. When I was in a stall at work, the lawyer in the next stall was loudly talking to a client while taking a shit. When he hung up, he exclaimed “The only thing better than dropping a deuce on the company’s dime is billing a client for it.”
  5. I thought that post was going to be about lesbians in the military. Holy fuck, that's one Low T dude.
  6. Narrator: Elizabeth Olsen found out later that night why they’re called the Disgusting Brothers.
  7. If you're talking about thinning the homeless herd, you need something stronger than fentanyl. They'll eat that shit like Tic Tacs.
  8. Ha. I have zero memory of this movie or posting that I liked it. May have to revisit it.
  9. I guess the cheating scandal has been forgotten about by the NCAA? No way they do anything with it now.
  10. SpEd is already fucked in Texas. Services are capped at 8% of students when it is estimated 12% of all students need some type of SpEd service.
  11. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    Finally a signing.
  12. https://sts.stanford.edu/ That sounds like a landing spot for athletes and legacy admits that can't get admitted to the real majors or for those that just want a degree in nothing.
  13. The only two tacos worth a shit were the Double Wide, which hasn't been seen in years, and the off menu Ace of Spades. If there's no more sausage, there's no more Ace of Spades. Lemmy sad.
  14. Is aggy meat judging prowess actually a case of stolen valor? At the Bob Bullock museum there’s zero mention of aggy.
  15. Pretty sure you can’t just hire a visa holder without proving you couldn’t fill the position with an American.
  16. Just went and watched Fight Club at the Alamo. I hadn’t seen it since opening night in ‘99. Man, the fight sound design is sickening. Just brutal. It was fun seeing all the hints to the ending this time around. I didn’t realize that NIN’s Copy of A was from a quote in this movie. I wonder if Reznor got the idea when rewatching Fincher’s films when working on a score for him. Nice to see the dude from Mindhunter getting work back in the day.
  17. ASL for “I married my sister.”
  18. I humbly propose for season 4, they bring back Sydney Sweeney’s character as an adult. I also propose that the season takes place at the nudist/swinger White Lotus Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.
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