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Got  low battery warning on the key FOB to our car. take both fobs to replace the battery while she's at the store (obviously, I have taken this key off her keychain at this point). When I get home she's on the couch watching TV

Me : Where is your keychain so I can put this back on.

Her : probably my purse, just put it on the counter and I'll do it later.

Me : No, it will get lost or you'll move it and I'll spend two hours looking for it.

Bitches enough that I leave it on the counter (mistake #1)

Few days later, it's just us so I say lets take the car so I can make sure both fobs are working correctly. Obviously we now can't find hers. She keeps saying "You have yours I thought you fixed it. We can just take yours."

me :"On the off chance I messed up putting it back together or the battery was bad, I want to take both. I also want to use both so I don't have to worry about yours."

So after about 30 minutes of both of us looking she finally says "Oh yeah, I put it my purse so it wouldn't get lost."

(mistake 2 - not checking her fucking purse first)

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38 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

She's 57 years old and until yesterday she thought it was Christmas "ordament"

Wheelhouse

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